Fuck Technology

bodiddley said:
Unless the consumers get a clue and revolt en masse, the shit's only going to get worse. And then the reaction time will be inexorably slow due to the inherent solipsism that autistic tech genes provide.

So here's the lesson - the problem isn't me, it isn't you, it isn't the user. IT'S THE FUCKING TECHNOLOGY ITSELF.

But oh wait! It's progress! You're bitching on a platform that *gasp* uses technology!

Lolz. If other facets of mechanized technology operated the same way, such as cars or airplanes, guess what? WE'D ALL BE FUCKING DEAD RIGHT NOW.

So don't be afraid to bitch about the shit that pisses you off, don't slag the people who bitch, and most of all don't be afraid to tell a geek to stop giving their customers constant and steaming piles of bullshit.

Fuck Silicon Valley. Fuck them driving up the SF rents. Fuck them driving the M-F bay area ratio completely out of whack. And fuck them for making technology a net detriment instead of a benefit.
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It IS you in the above video...
 


Quality control, rapid obsolesence, over-functionalization, counter-intuitive interfaces.

Geeks are like females - they don't know when to stop pushing the fucking boundaries.
 
I hear what you're saying.

Technology overload is a bad thing. It's not a world I want to live in. But then again, I appreciate the simple things in life.
 
Anyone who is familiar with the manosphere is familiar with the concept of "white knights". The same principle applies to consumer technology as it does to feminism.

Don't be blue-pill chumps bros...
 
Fiver said:
I hear what you're saying.

Technology overload is a bad thing. It's not a world I want to live in. But then again, I appreciate the simple things in life.
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Simplicity is good. And overload wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing if tech was more reliable and digestible. But with society a clusterfuck it would be nice if consumer tech wasn't a clusterfuck as well.

Right before my laptop went into emotional overload and threw me this latest shit test, I was watching a video by Aaron Clarey (author of "enjoy the decline") exhorting the virtues of shedding your material posessions and living a simplified life.

If only we could ditch the computers. Lolz. The 9-5 grind would be good 1960's style with good wages and a 40-hour workweek and limited repercussions from flirting with the secretaries. Ah, to be born in a different time...
 
we all need to disconnect from time to time. But this is the world now, we can`t run from it. We just need to make it work on our peace
 
bodiddley said:
So today I spilled half a cup of coffee on the table where I set my laptop. A small portion of coffee touches a portion of laptop. So now in addition to half the keys on the keyboard not working, I can't even open the damn thing to air it out. Even after a trip to home depot to buy a specialized screwdriver, not even after googling for half an hour on "how to open a laptop". Naturally, my sony vaio isn't covered in the search results.

If the damn things are designed to be placed on flat surfaces, why not make them more liquid-resistant?

Oh that's right, it's the fucking technology industry we're talking about, where the quality control is *WORSE* than the illegal drug trade.

Only the US federal government exploits its consumers more than the technology industry does theirs.
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Technology already has a quality solution for you my fren

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Let's forget this for a while and consider these below scenarios:
1) You are waiting for your son to come home, who has been out for more than usual time. How will you find out if he is okay or not? I will simply call him to check if he is alright or not. What you will do? You don't owe a cell phone. So just enjoy that coffee.

2) You went to market and have a list of all the things which are needed to be bought, your spouse forgot to add 2-3 items in the list. And you are coming back to home now. Have food without that few ingredients. And my voice mail will say I need to get some more things. And then my GPS will say take a straight for a mile to reach the market.

Technology has made life quite easier. The updates are far better and quite needful. You yourself are a better person than before. Why didn't you be the same as a kid having that nipple in the mouth? My friend innovations are not always that revolutionary, but yes, they are helpful hands in the kitchen to your momma, data storage for your important documents, recipes' guide for your daughter, assignment helper to your son.

I'm sorry for your damaged lappy. But, the technology is far better than anything.
 
I think I can help with a simple piece of advice. Stop being retarded.


You're welcome!
 
bodiddley said:
Here's the bottom line:

You can disregard females and acquire currency, but you can't disregard technology.

No matter what, you'll be dealing with a bitch.
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Yes you can.

Although you'll be left by the wayside. And suffer the consequences if it pertains to business.

You know why the cable companies fear businesses like Netflix and Amazon Prime? Because they have that same old dinosaur mentality: fear of technology. And make no mistake about it, cable is gonna go the way of the dodo bird.

EVOLVE OR BECOME EXTINCT.
 
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