My name is brett I drink whiskey by the gallon. I abuse drugs and porn. This is nothing new you filthy rotten ankle grabbers.I rake quietly in a massive way. The best time for me is drinking beer at 5 A.M. and laughing until my fucking nose bleeds.
I am tempted to add the dancing banana to this.
I really like some of you drunken stoners. I laughed so hard it reminds of the time I whipped it out in a Lesbo bar, they beat me half to death. I told one of the head butch queens to suck my dick. She laughed so hard, she cleaned me off and poured free whiskey that night and in fact for never more. Hang out with gay women and pretend you give a shit. Be prepared to lightly tickle the little clitoris and surrender your testes at the door.
