fuckin snakes..

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Dresden14

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Sep 24, 2010
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Was in my backyard, and felt "something off". I look down and this extremely pissed off gopher snake fucking bit me. He was pissssssed the fuck off. I almost thought it was a baby rattler at first, but thankfully it wasnt. I didnt have the settings right on my nikon, but here's a pic.

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That snake is clearly white... If he were a black snake or Jewish I could understand the anger he felt when he saw you.

You know, If you'd stayed in prison you'd have avoided this dire fate...
 
Behavior

The Gopher snake has an odd defense mechanism, in which it will puff its body up and curl itself into the classic strike pose of the pit viper genus, but rather than an open mouthed strike, the gopher snake is known for striking with a closed mouth, using its blunt nose to "warn-off" possible predators. It will often also shake its tail to confuse predators into thinking it is a rattle snake. This works best when the snake is in dry leaves or gravel. It usually hunts its prey on land, but occasionally ventures out into ponds to hunt frogs.
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Cool shit.
 
CCarter said:
What kind of jail is this, you've got internet and wickedfire's not banned...
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Dresden14 said:
... Judge was a klansman, gave the nod. Updated to reflect, but skated. Lulz at you all for thinking I'm in jail though. Or am I? Maybe I'm in a cell with uber white privileges and was given a laptop and wifi card? It's all unknown at this point, either way, lol though

Edited! And it's said this for 24 hours. You bitches didn't honor my pewep and danke temporary ban. Disappointed
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Maybe his judge really was a klansmen, or maybe he's full of shit. Either way, he's got an excuse.
 
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