Fucking bastards!

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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13'.

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a knothole in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.


Some guy poked me in the eye with a stick.


Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'.
 


I got a flat tire outside a mental hospital one night a couple weeks ago.

I jack the car up, pull the lugnuts off and put them in the hubcap so I don't lose them. It's late and I'm not thinking and I pull the flat tire off and push it aside, hit the hubcap, and all the lugnuts roll out and go down a storm drain.

Great. That's when I notice this dude sitting up on the fence of the mental hospital. He's just sitting there staring at me. Pretty spooky.

So I pace around, hoping someone will drive by but noone does.

After about ten minutes the guy on the fence shouts to me "why don't you pull one nut off each of the other three tires and use them to bolt on your spare?"

Genius. I shout back "Hey that's pretty smart. What are you doing in a mental hospital anyway?"

He shouts back. "I may be crazy. But I'm not stupid".
 
SEO_Mike said:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13'.

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a knothole in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.


Some guy poked me in the eye with a stick.


Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'.
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Thats hilarious dude LOL
 
SEO_Mike said:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13'.

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a knothole in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.


Some guy poked me in the eye with a stick.


Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'.
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Ya Mike, thanks for that.
Now people are looking at me and wondering why I'm laughing like an idiot.:love-smiley-085:
 
SEO_Mike said:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13'.

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a knothole in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.


Some guy poked me in the eye with a stick.


Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'.
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How did that game start? Did somebody just randomly start going "Zero....zero....zero"
 
Haha I'm sure I've heard this before, just not sure where/when... Pretty funny though, I wonder where it's from.. maybe its a true story :rasta:
 
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