Fucking Idiots!

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Jon

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I just got an email from a fairly pissed off Shawn Collins about how some of you have been abusing the code we gave out to get a free pass to Affiliate Summit East from WickedFire.

First off.. let me remind you that the code is only meant for WickedFire members, not your girlfriends, wives, husbands, boyfriends or friends UNLESS you get permission from ME.

Second, if you don't have a company name, don't be an asshole and use some totally obvious or overly profane name, and if you use "WickedFire" or anything with our name in it, of course they will know you are lying, and be suspicious.

Third, if you think we get money from the code, then you're a fucking tool. We don't make anything. There is no affiliate program tied to that code even, and if there were an affiliate program being used, the code would not have been in letters, it would have looked more like "AID?=45345". You are in this industry, you should know better!

Fourth and last... When I say YOU HAVE TO EMAIL ME WITH YOUR FIRST NAME, LAST NAME, EMAIL ADDRESS, AND WICKEDFIRE USERNAME I'm not just writing it because I love to type out the extra words, I say it because if you aren't on this verified list as being a real member, then your ass is not getting in. Well, maybe you can get in, but it won't be for free, if they don't sell out then they will make you pay at least $300 per ticket, regardless of whatever "code" you used.

So because there are so many fucking idiots in this industry that clearly do not know how to follow instructions, I told Shawn to just void the code (which he said he is doing anyhow because of the enormous number of registrations on that code that are clearly from stupid fuckers) and instead, we'll do it the hard way and this goes for EVERYONE.

Here are the rules. If you don't read them and follow them, don't bother showing up, because I will delete every entry from someone who fucks up again.

Step 1: Fill out this survey - WickedFire Member Survey
Step 2: We will first make sure you are a real member (members who registered as a member in June 2007 will be judged seperately)
Step 3: We'll send you the new dynamic code that will be good for only ONE registration.

IF you are bringing a friend or gf/bf/spouse then you must contact me for permission first before you register them, because like I said before...

IF YOU ARE NOT ON THE LIST, YOU WILL EITHER BE PAYING FOR THE PASS YOURSELF, OR YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ADMITTED INTO THE CONFERENCE.

I can assure you, they won't have a problem turning you away. They did it to plenty of people at Affiliate Summit West in Vegas, including some members here who didn't verify their information with me when I reminded them to do it many many times.

So you're on your own now. If you don't get this shit done now, and wait too long, chances are pretty good you won't be getting a pass, so take my advice for once and take care of this shit RIGHT NOW.
 


Thanks a lot you assholes that abused the code...

Anyway, I've got a question. If I we've already filled out the survey and email'd you do we need to bother doing it again? I'm guessing no but jut want to make sure cuz If I don't get free tickets I ain't getting any tickets and I've already booked a flight.

EDIT: Filled that shit out and email'd you the details
 
I heard a rumor that for every person who doesn't follow the rules, a bunny dies a horrible death.

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I heard a rumor that for every person who doesn't follow the rules, a bunny dies a horrible death.

What if...it is against the rules to kill bunnies? What then? :D

Anyways, Jon, please void the two submissions that I made weeks ago from my WF account on the survey. Appearantly 15 is just too young to know what the hell I am doing and be responsible (according to various sources), so I will not be attending (still pissed off about it...)

Jason
 
I just knew I shouldn't have dropped out of college... This is obviously too advanced for me.

Laura :D

ETA: I can't believe I am going to ask this, but do you need us to email you also? Why is this so stressful for me? lol
 
I'm like Laura... do we need to email your ass this time or what? I got an email from Affiliate Summit with a schedule today but no fucking word about whether or not my shit is good or if I need another code.


lol

Kaveman for CEO '07 to keep this kind of shit under control.
 
maybe shawn should have designed a better system??

probably that too. but it's gotta be hard as a forum owner to try to get 10,000+ people to a fucking event all by himself.

I'm already going, and if AS wants to be a cunt and not let me in, well fuck em. I'll go play golf and just go to the after parties.
 
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