Fucking telemarketers

[Gumby!]

20 years ago, telemarketing was like the internet marketing of today. The parallels are amazing. Just like the commercial that says you can learn a lot from a dummy, you can learn a lot from a good telemarketer.

For example, with a good outsourced telemarketer, you can make more bonafide personal contacts at a lower cost than any other medium.

But forget that, it's fun to take on telemarketers. I love beating them at their own game.

Yeah, not all telemarketers are bad, I just like to fuck with those annoying assholes who won't take no for an answer.

You pick up the phone and they're like "Hey it's Mike, just following up on our coversation last week", and I'm thinking "You mean the one where I said I wasn't interested?". Those are the guys I like to fuck with.

 

[AdExhibitJason]

Get some good sound bytes. The DR Phil ones can be amusing.
Dr. Phil Soundboard 2

go there and use soundboards

 

[HarveyJ]

SEOReborn: That's fucking hilarious!!! She must have tourettes or something. I love the way she keeps calling him a terrorist and a racist just because he's a telemarketer... "I have a girlfriend who was gang raped"... WTF does that have to do with telemarketing calls?!?

AdExhibitJason: I love those ones... "I want you to start living as a gay woman"... I'm going to have to make that my new phone ring