Funniest Story You Know - Win 2 VIP Passes for AdTech Party

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We are having a party during Ad:tech with 8 other companies at Crobar. The party is open to anyone just go to: http://www.directresponse.com/adtech/?ref=INTERMARK and register if you want to.

We have a bunch of VIP passes that get you in to the upstairs part of Crobar and through the line faster. We are going to give away 2 right now to the person who posts the funniest story they know.

Ill give you my story

I have a friend who had testicular cancer and had to get a nut removed, lets call him Uno. After surgery Uno couldnt shit for a week, he told me that one night he finally felt like he had to go so he went to the bowl and strained for about 30 minutes to finally hear a big PLOP in the bowl, when he got up he ended up shitting his prostetic nut out and had to go back to get a new nut.

Post your funny story if you want free VIP passes to the crobar party at ad:tech NY. The contest starts now.

Danielle with Copeac will judge the contest.
 


This is a no bullshit story. Some of you saw that I lived down the road from a whorehouse growing up. One morning on my way to work I stopped at the gas station (right by my house) with my buddy to grab some coffee. My buddy was inside still, so I was sitting outside when a mexican dude came up and started hitting my window. I rolled down my window and asked him what he wanted. He asked me where the chicken ranch (whorehouse) was, so I pointed him in the right direction. He started to walk away and turned around and came back and asked how much. Keep in mind I'm like 16 or 17 at this point, so I said I'm not sure but I think it is about $1,000. His hopes were dashed and he says oh no, thats too much. He stands there looking at the ground and then asks if I know where to buy a shep. I was like what the fuck is a shep, so he says you know shep like bahh bahh. I'm like you got to be kidding me, you mean sheep? He says yeah sheep, I need a sheep for little money. I left at that point.
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I posted this once before. I can't make it to New York this year though unless your throwing in airfare.
 
I have a shitload of stories, but I already have a VIP pass, and if I ever decide to run for office, I don't want them coming back to me and killing my chances of being the next Dictatotr.. err.. President of Aruba.
 
awww too bad its over. I was going to tell the story of a friend of mine who was dating a girl with only one arm and didn't know it. I still would have lost cus katoved's story was frickin hilarious!
 
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