Funny story

[Jdog]

Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing - CNN.com

 

[John]

hahaha that dumb bitch. Its hard to believe you could actually smoke on airplanes at on point.

 

[Jdog]

I never flew when you could smoke, but it seems redundant to have the no smoking symbols everywhere. But then again there are dumb people like this girl that do stupid shit.

 

[kaveman]

haha thats fucked up, they wouldnt let her back on the plane

 

[greenvy]

it must had smelt nasty....

 

[gillian]

Wonder what her medical condition was - chronic stupidity??

 

[joe]

hahahaha. Stupid.

 

[Jon]

She's probably going to be flagged for life now for "farting issues", so only the big black guys will be allowed to pat her down at the airport.

 

[joe]

It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas.

wtf. Has anyone ever done that?

 

[Jon]

wtf. Has anyone ever done that?

I just recently heard about people doing that actually... I like punishing people with my ass perfume, and then blaming it on the heaviest person in the room.

 

[emp]

Nonono, you've got to light it before the fart... tsk... how else will you get it to burn?

::emp::

 

[Jon]

Nonono, you've got to light it before the fart... tsk... how else will you get it to burn?

::emp::

Things are always backwards in Germany.

 

[emp]

And I was just about to say the same thing about the US.

Oh well...

::emp::

 

[Arc_Con]

What a big fuckin hassle brought by that fart.

 

[Jdog]

Sorry boss, I couldn't make the meeting. Some chick on the plane was busting ass, so we had to deboard and got full cavity searches. Bastard had sausage fingers and didn't even reach around.