Genie question

1. To no longer receive emails from places I've already opted out of several times.
2. Neverending supply of Keurig coffee K-Cups.
3. That the water around didn't say so damn bad.
 


I'd wish for money because I don't care about the economy outside of my own realm.

I'd wish to feed the starving because that'd make me feel better about myself i'd only want to use biotechnology to make money, and I already have that.

I'd choose influence because then it'd be easier to get laid. Who needs respect when you're getting the pussy?

The lesson learned from my answers is, my reality is what immediately surrounds me. Anything else is inconsequential.
 
Deliguy said:
Pretend you found a genie in a bottle and he gave you three wishes. Would you wish for money or economic control? Would you wish for food to feed the starving world or the secrets to biotechnology? Would you wish for power or influence?
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Genies (in traditional mythology - not that Disney crap) are mischievous by nature and try and twist wishes. So, wishing to feed a starving nation would probably lead to the entire USA having their food taken from them to feed that starving nation.

It'd be hard to know what to wish for without the wish going horribly wrong.

But, if there were not going to be any side effects and I'd actually get it without the genie twisting it:

1) Knowledge of how to make potions of eternal youth.

That's really all I'd like to have, so that whomever I marry and I could keep on living without aging past our 20's.

You can easily get money, power, etc. if you never got old, and immortality would be boring if you kept losing women you fell in love with.
 
This is easy.

Just answer money on the first one.

You can pretty much buy everything else on the list with enough money.
 
A) World peace and equality.
B) End to diseases / poverty
C) All these self styled 'guru's' suddenly start getting random $1 million fines that they have to pay or thier arms and legs are cut off.

* I dont have an issue with people charging to help and making money that way, i just have an issue with people trying to ram whever pays them the best commision down ppl's throats.
 
1st wish... to be turned into Shakira's vibrator.
2nd wish... to be used by Shakira ery' day.
3rd wish... to be properly cleaned, coz I'm hygienic like that!
 
I would wish for:

A world without exploitation.
A world where all peoples identify themselves as Earthlings first and foremost.
A pizza.
 
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