Getting hard

dmnEPC said:
If you can some how combine a physical confrontation (rape or simulated rape/murder) with the above you should be on your way to recovery.
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Is it just me or is WickedFire getting shittier every day? First all the idiotic/pointless threads from Pewep (he's either the king of nigger idiots or the best troll ever) and now this.


WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
DreFromThaBay said:
Is it just me or is WickedFire getting shittier every day? First all the idiotic/pointless threads from Pewep (he's either the king of nigger idiots or the best troll ever) and now this.


WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's kind of like detroit. All the whites left looking for new jobs. And we are left with gutter trash, to destroy whats left of the old neighborhood.
 
I'm 51 and you could drag me behind a tractor and fucking PLOW with my wood.

But what I'D like to know, is how to produce Bukakke sized loads, I mean, Real Cum-Dowser money shots again.

Got a pill for dat?
 
I am not joking when I say that you should try out Extenze Plus. My buddy introduced it to me. I thought he was full of shit, but it is no joke. You get a hard on you could hit a baseball with, and it last all day. Best part is they are only around $1 a pill unlike all the pharma shit that can run you upwards of $35 per pill.
 
galacon said:
I'm 51 and you could drag me behind a tractor and fucking PLOW with my wood.

But what I'D like to know, is how to produce Bukakke sized loads, I mean, Real Cum-Dowser money shots again.

Got a pill for dat?
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Just get a couple more guys
 
I still blow like ol' faithful, but I have notice my rock getting softer over time and my loads smaller and less forceful. I need to start working out, stop fappin like a jackrabbit (over 5 times a day) and fucking gay guys more.
 
Dwight Schrute said:
Preferably with a hot girl's finger.
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When I was 17, I had some stomach pain in the appendicitis area. So I go to get it checked out and it's this 9.3/10 persian babe, golden skin, long dark hair, lucious lips, firm medium sized tits and round apple bottom, who is the surgeon who is going to make the call. So she presses here and there and seems content it isn't appendicits.

Then when I think everything is a ok, she says 'oh yeah, just one more thing, could you please lower your pants for me'. I hesitate. She goes on 'Yeah, well, you can't really visit the gastro department and not get a rectal exam'. So well, I think, got to do what you got to do, right?

So, I drop my pants and make a motion to turn around, but here's where it's weird. She says 'no need to turn, just stay right there'. Then she drops down to her knees, her face merely inches from my cock. She proceeds to lube up her finger, while looking me straight in the eye, then grabbing my ass with one hand and moving her other hand under my crotch, her face now practically touching my dick. I can't help but get a semi. She notices but doesn't seem bothered, in fact she giggles.

Then she does it, she penetrates while at the same time gripping my balls with her free hand. She looks at me wantongly and she starts moving her lips closer and closer to my erect member. Then suddenly it knocks on the door and she quickly withdraws herself and gets up.

I never saw her again.

Ever since then, I've had a fetish for nurses and rectal exams. It's an expensive hobby unfortunately. None of my girlfriends have understood it and escort girls know how to get paid.

True story bros.
 
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