GIVE US YOUR LIST OF THINGS TO DO TO GET PAID

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Ok seriously, the only reason your not banned yet is because you've managed to keep your obnoxious behavior in your own thread. But if you don't cool it with the freakin all CAPs, I may reconsider.
 
listen listen..look at my face in that picture and ask me if i give a fuck???

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Looks like you're getting prison raped. I won't ask any more.
 
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YA'LL WANNA BE ASS HOLES RIGHT?
WELL YOU JUST MET THE BIGGEST ASS HOLE
IMA START POSTING DECENT THREADS SEEKING INFO LIKE I TRIED TO DO THE FIRST TIME..AND IMA SEE WHER THOSE THREADS GO AND SEE WHO START SOME SHIT...

Dude, start a dumb thread asking a lazy question that will never get answered, and you will get your ass handed to you. Nobody's impressed or scared that you can type in all caps, or that you look like you're getting castrated in your av, or that you toss out cracker every five seconds. This is the Internet. You're shit here. Get an attitude check and actually do some work. If you're really looking to make money, why are you here burning every bridge instead of moving on to another forum where people might actually wipe your ass for you?
 
It's that kind of attention to detail that ends up with somebody posting, "OMG, I burned through $1000 in PPC in 2 hours with no conversions because my landing page had the wrong link!"


your making no sense with this reply?? like what do you mean.. I honstly stil cant believe as a man I keep coming back here and replying...like im to grown for this..but hey.ya'll started so fuck it
 
He really reminds me of Yousif. I'm gona put you in a bodybag son. Yeah son. YEAH SON. I GOT CAPS SO I FUCKING ROCK YOU. YEAH.

Hey bitch. I'm not racist like you are. But you know what, you're definitely living the stereotype - go get your welfare check and shut the fuck up.



hey pal... why you keep saying son son son..like am I talking like a thug son?
and again..wehre are you getting racist from..that im racist?? fucking cracker..fucking peanut. you fucking egg head....? and Im not using capps to make me feel tough.. aint nothing tough about typing like come on lets be real.
go get my welfare check lol good one...let me guess im blakc so im on welfare..im spanish so im on welfare ..thats what you mean right...just tell me thats what you mean please...but im racist..thats like me saying go sniff your coke...
but I do have to admit....my son is white...im son's mother is white
So am I racist
and you can see who I am..and see my son is white..ill only put this here now
MySpace.com - $$MILLION DOLLAR BABY$$ - ALLENTOWN, 24 - Hip Hop / Hardcore / R&B - www.myspace.com/jmoneygetmoney
 
Ok seriously, the only reason your not banned yet is because you've managed to keep your obnoxious behavior in your own thread. But if you don't cool it with the freakin all CAPs, I may reconsider.



fuck out of here..you wanna ban me..but again you got mofos hiding links to point to virus sites and all that shit..just like you said in your sig..but you gonna try to get me banned

please
 
Dude, start a dumb thread asking a lazy question that will never get answered, and you will get your ass handed to you. Nobody's impressed or scared that you can type in all caps, or that you look like you're getting castrated in your av, or that you toss out cracker every five seconds. This is the Internet. You're shit here. Get an attitude check and actually do some work. If you're really looking to make money, why are you here burning every bridge instead of moving on to another forum where people might actually wipe your ass for you?




agian....caps does not prove nothing..im not tryin to be tought...and you dont have to be scared ..can give two shits if yur scared ..not scared..happy..like again look at my pic see if I care!!!!!
And you know what dude..like honestly read the thread..i asked for a check list fucker( see how you make me curse..like i can be mature and not curse)
you really act like im asking you to do everything for me... I wanted someones opion on what they use..like black label ads are better then this and i USe this site..like come on man..yea i can research it..but this is a fourm..post a thread and get info...
buring bridges..cant nothing ya'll do but give advice or point me to alink i cant find on my own with a little work....


BUT IM DONE.. NOW..GOIGN TO LUNCH..YA'LL WILL NOT HEAR FROM ME AGIAN..
AND for the record i dont want attentoin..like what will that do for me?? honestly what wil lit do???????
 
Don't ban this dude. He's awesome.

My list of things I do to make money:

1) Collect bottles
2) Return cats to their owners
3) Sell my hair
4) Hold things for people
5) Don't hit someone with a brick
6) Eat massive quantities of hot dogs in 1 minute or less
7) Tell people where things are
8) Tell dogs not to do things, or I tell them to do other things
9) Scallops
10) Fire people who cannot otherwise be fired
 
Selling hair's definitely a good one if you've got good hair. I've seen four figure price tags on a good human hair wig, particularly unusual shades of blonde or red.

I've also found that basic research, instead of expecting a handout, is a great way to get the info that gets you paid. Sometimes, I go to these places called libraries, and open these things called books, and read the stuff in there. Real books, where the authors name isn't even on the front cover, and they're usually bald white guys with glasses and half a dozen post-graduate degrees. Then I follow that up by looking for more information that references the stuff they were talking about, but is current (because with conditional modifiers, you can tell search engines how new a page needs to be).

Then I implement that information in a number of ways, often trying to figure out the most obvious way and NOT doing it, because ten thousands sad arses are already doing just that... And then I watch as I make money, drink myself into a stupor on the weekend, suck a couple hundred up nose (once, literally, funny story), and do it all again next week, wondering why I haven't managed to save anything after I've paid my bills because I sure as fuck don't remember what happened on the weekend.

And if that was too much for you to get through before skipping to this last sentence here, then you really should get out now, because you don't have the patience to deal with this.

P.S. I am white as the driven snow, but I prefer to be referred to as "foo", "honkey", "suckah" or "bitch ass wigga".
Sometimes I like to wear my hats backwards, where the peak won't protect my forehead or eyes from sun damage.

Turbo: Leave him on here please... He's funnier than Soljaboy.
In exchange, I can send you adorable fluffy animal pictures.
 
hey pal... why you keep saying son son son..like am I talking like a thug son?
and again..wehre are you getting racist from..that im racist?? fucking cracker..fucking peanut. you fucking egg head....? and Im not using capps to make me feel tough.. aint nothing tough about typing like come on lets be real.
go get my welfare check lol good one...let me guess im blakc so im on welfare..im spanish so im on welfare ..thats what you mean right...just tell me thats what you mean please...but im racist..thats like me saying go sniff your coke...
but I do have to admit....my son is white...im son's mother is white
So am I racist
and you can see who I am..and see my son is white..ill only put this here now
MySpace.com - $$MILLION DOLLAR BABY$$ - ALLENTOWN, 24 - Hip Hop / Hardcore / R&B - www.myspace.com/jmoneygetmoney

Allentown PA? Come on down let's arrange a "meeting" about "making money".

And no, you're not talking like a thug. But you think you are one.

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YEAH SON BUST A CAP!

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Yeah, Yo.

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STREET CRED!
 
if someone can translate some of his ramblings to cracker please pm them to me
 
I was all pissed off about something completely unrelated but now, after reading this amazing thread, I'm in tears laughing my ass off. This thread belongs in a fuckin hall of fame somewhere. To begin with such a retarded request, turn into a racist rambling, and end with a 100% n00b rape session. OMG its everything a demented junkie could ask for in entertainment.

I <3 the hate. HA!
 
Dude, from looking at your avatar pic, maybe you should change your user name to "monyeshot"
Seriously, what did you expect from this thread? Don't you think every noob asks that question?trial and error, testing and tracking. That's how you get paid.
 
i dont deserve it..get the fuck out of here..you dont deserve to live
fuck being nice now..crackers got no repsect
Who the fuck are you calling a cracker? There's more black on my ass than there is on yours, that's for sure.

You're just another retard trying to play the race card. It doesn't work here. I sure as hell hope you're just a fake profile by a bored WF member.
 
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