GIVE US YOUR LIST OF THINGS TO DO TO GET PAID

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Selling hair's definitely a good one if you've got good hair. I've seen four figure price tags on a good human hair wig, particularly unusual shades of blonde or red.

I've also found that basic research, instead of expecting a handout, is a great way to get the info that gets you paid. Sometimes, I go to these places called libraries, and open these things called books, and read the stuff in there. Real books, where the authors name isn't even on the front cover, and they're usually bald white guys with glasses and half a dozen post-graduate degrees. Then I follow that up by looking for more information that references the stuff they were talking about, but is current (because with conditional modifiers, you can tell search engines how new a page needs to be).

Then I implement that information in a number of ways, often trying to figure out the most obvious way and NOT doing it, because ten thousands sad arses are already doing just that... And then I watch as I make money, drink myself into a stupor on the weekend, suck a couple hundred up nose (once, literally, funny story), and do it all again next week, wondering why I haven't managed to save anything after I've paid my bills because I sure as fuck don't remember what happened on the weekend.

And if that was too much for you to get through before skipping to this last sentence here, then you really should get out now, because you don't have the patience to deal with this.

P.S. I am white as the driven snow, but I prefer to be referred to as "foo", "honkey", "suckah" or "bitch ass wigga".
Sometimes I like to wear my hats backwards, where the peak won't protect my forehead or eyes from sun damage.

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