God damnit, I want to play poker online



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You can thank Obama for shutting Pokerstars down.

Actually you can thank Bush and the Patriot Act.

Or you can tell the Government to fuck off and play poker.

https://sealswithclubs.eu

The software sucks. Makes me really miss FT/Stars. I was worried about cheating because it comes off as shady. But I've put a bit of time into NLHE and Omaha at about the 3/6 level and the games are pretty soft. I haven't seen any evidence of collusion or cheating, although I don't have a huge sample size.

Anyway, there's poker if you want it.
 
Or you can tell the Government to fuck off and play poker.

https://sealswithclubs.eu

The software sucks. Makes me really miss FT/Stars. I was worried about cheating because it comes off as shady. But I've put a bit of time into NLHE and Omaha at about the 3/6 level and the games are pretty soft. I haven't seen any evidence of collusion or cheating, although I don't have a huge sample size.

Anyway, there's poker if you want it.

That's pretty neat.

Wish Stars and Tilt would accept Bitcoin - that would simultaneously explode both markets. Miss the days of taking $200 on Stars and running it up to $20K. :(
 
When Bush was in power, I could play on Pokerstars.

When Obama was in power, I couldn't.

Logic much?

"After the 9/11 attacks, George W. Bush’s administration pulled off the shelf dozens of internal security provisions that the Right had long wanted to implement. They were passed as the Patriot Act and have become part of America’s police-state culture"

A Decade of Patriot Act Abuses | Consortiumnews
 
You can still play. Bovada.lv accepts USA except a handful of states (NY, Washington, Maryland, Utah, Washington). It is the 'new bodog poker'. You are also anonymous at the poker tables on bovada so no stat mining, heads up display or software working against you.

AmericasCardroom is your other legit choice. Other than that, don't bother, the rest are all having issues.

Oh and let me take this moment to mention that I probably have a link and bonus code for you if you are ready to deposit.
 
You can still play. Bovada.lv accepts USA except a handful of states (NY, Washington, Maryland, Utah, Washington). It is the 'new bodog poker'. You are also anonymous at the poker tables on bovada so no stat mining, heads up display or software working against you.

AmericasCardroom is your other legit choice. Other than that, don't bother, the rest are all having issues.

Oh and let me take this moment to mention that I probably have a link and bonus code for you if you are ready to deposit.

Checking out Bovada right now.. shoot me a link if you have it :)
 
A lame tag from greenleaves, a cuckoldish neg rep from greenleaves, some deflections from the libtards, and still not a single soul disproved the fact that it was Obama who shut down the poker sites. The self-delusion is truly amazing.
 
John Stewart did a great piece on this; from 2006:

Party Pooper - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 07/12/06 - Video Clip | Comedy Central

Of course, you are going to take this as me being the evil 'other' while you and your righteous republicans are somehow white washed. No matter that I don't vote for either side of the thieving lying pieces of shit.

It is actually the banks that benefit the most from shit like gambling and drugs being illegal. They do most of the money laundering. Keeping 20%+ of the profits of industries worth hundreds of billions without having to work for it, yeah, not a bad deal. Of course the lobying done by the brick and mortar casinos didn't help. And both sides of the aisle took that money and made that vote.