God I wish I could short facebook stock



Goodluck shorting the IPO when the options are still rising in the market. Without a doubt the climax will be reached before 2013.

If you knew anything about stocks, you'd know not to buy before the climax. The fluctuation of the aftermarket is where you get the idiots as most of the people who know what they are doing buy options on the IPO before the climax.
 
I usually try and stop short of the climax but sometimes it just dribbles out anyway.

Amirite?
 
I usually try and stop short of the climax but sometimes it just dribbles out anyway.

Amirite?

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Its entirely possible that FB is well worth Much more than 75 billion.

Look at it from an international companies advertising perspective: example, it's estimated that Coca Cola spent 2.4 billion Dollars in advertising in the year 2009.

That's just one company. Do the math. FB has fucking user demographics out the ass. It's every major advertisers wet dream, and it's only in its infancy.
 
I usually try and stop short of the climax but sometimes it just dribbles out anyway.

Amirite?


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God, I wish they'd give me a hammer for just One Fuckin Day.

Better watch it there Galacon, you're likely to have an aneurysm or something due to your obsessive behavior. This is SHOOTING THE SHIT... and I quote: "Shooting The Shit Anything goes, seriously".

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Have a blessed day.
 
Better watch it there Galacon, you're likely to have an aneurysm or something due to your obsessive behavior. This is SHOOTING THE SHIT... and I quote: "Shooting The Shit Anything goes, seriously".
Wow, I appreciate your concern for my health, but what made you think my statement was in reference to you? Just because it came after your post?

Every post HAS to come after another one, boss... so the fact that you think you're so fucking important that you caught my eye leads me to believe Dreamache is correct: You're trying too hard.

Guess I should have made it clear, but I was actually annoyed by the Divine Stock expert fucktool above, but I'm happy to include you in the fun!

So... Fuck Off And Die Of Aids, Douchebag :p
 
Sorry so much time has lapsed and I didn't reply sooner. Fucking Mardi Gras Balling and all had me tied up.

Speaking of... Not to sure on the AIDS thing at the moment, but I did have the Swagga turned up a notch or two on Fat Tuesday, and well, while strolling around what is known as the "Fruit Loop", I may have picked up a slight case of hep c, crabs and mono from a one armed Hindu Tranny.

Long story, but one hell of a "dick roll" for sure. :thumbsup: That could've happened to anyone, right?