God's Warriors 3 Two- Hour Specials Starts Today

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Christiane Amanpour Reports:

Tuesday (today) -> Jewish Warriors
Wednesday-> Muslim Warriors
Thursday-> Christian Warriors

It's gonna air on CNN at 9 PM ET on all 3 days.

This is gonna be great. Recommended viewing!

My suggestion for future reports:

Hindu Warriors
Sikh Warriors
Shinto Warriors
Buddhist Warriors
Indigenous Warriors
Tribal Warriors
Zoroastrian Warriors
Agnostic Warriors
Atheist Warriors
 


SCIENTOLOGY WARRIORS!!
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Ya know... Maybe it's just me... But Chrisiane Amanpour kinda pisses me off.

Also, I can't believe how much CNN has gotten their panties in a bunch about this special. What's the big deal? People with religion are lunatics - these ones just happen to tote guns around.
 
That reminds me.

A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. "
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
 
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will be watching this right after olbermann who is doing a piece on bush's new found wiretapping powers. both should be good.
 
Why hasn't anyone else responded to this thread yet?

Don't you people realize I'm an attention whore?

More responses, keep 'em comin'
 
Fuck that!

World Series of Poker 2007 Main Event starts tonight on ESPN at the same time. No way I'm missing that!
 
My viewing plan for tonight:

Watch America's Got Talent Final Results Show

Then

Watch Big Brother 8

And

Record God's Warriors using my VCR on a VHS tape (yes, I still use my VCR to record programs)
 
plepco said:
That reminds me.

A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. "
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
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Haha!

(feel better now?!)
 
So did anyone watch part 1 today?

What are your thoughts?

Will you watch part 2 and 3 on tomorrow and Thursday night?

CNN did an amazing job on their landing page for this:

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Awesome thread -- almost forgot to TiVo this.

BTW... I am gonna bitch if they exclude the FSM.
 
plepco said:
That reminds me.

A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. "
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
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lmao! +rep that was a great joke
 
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Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
 
I watched I and II but missed III due to football. I hope it gets reposted somewhere.

I wish there was a place to go to leave the religious nuts to themselves. Europe maybe?
 
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