google just spent 400MM on an AI company



I can't wait until Google can recommend me some new underwear when it detects I have a hole in my current one. Then serve me ads on my refrigerator and warn me every time I take a piss that I need some new draws.

Ahhh the future ... where Google knows you need to take a shit before you do and recommends 6 different types of toilet paper based on my shitting habits. Its a good time to be alive.
 
People think you're joking with the whole 'Google has become self-aware', but the investments in military robots and now AI, does anyone doubt Google will be the ones to launch the robot vs man war?