Guy on the bus gets PWNED!!!!

I am not black nor white but it's funny how, after watching the video, I just assumed that the black guy is at fault and deserved the beating he got from the white guy. I was predisposed to side with the white guy even without learning the facts first. I guess it was part of my cultural upbringing to side with whites. Even if it's an altercation between a white person and my own people, I may even side with the white. Internalized racism is a bitch. But thinking about it, this white dude maybe at fault here for asking a black man about shoe-shining his Stacy Adams.
 


^ This ones for you bro

Tyrone: AC Transit!

EBM: How much you charge-

Tyrone: AC Transit!

EBM: Let’s get back to business! How much you charging me for a spit-shine?

Tyrone: Wha?

EBM: How much will you charge me to shine my Stacey Adams?
I’m going to a funeral on Friday. I gotta -

Tyrone: Why? What’s your problem?

EBM: You said -

Tyrone: You hear what I said just now?

EBM: Yes.

Tyrone: Why a brotha gotta spit-shine yo' shoes?

EBM : Hey man, you offered!

Tyrone : I didn’t offer you shit!

EBM: What did you just say when you walked by me?

Tyrone : I said why-why a fuckin’ brotha gotta spit-shine yo' shoes?

EBM: Nah, you don't have to.

Tyrone: Why a white man can’t shine his shoes?

EBM: It could be a chinaman! It don’t matter!

Tyrone: Look dude. Look.

EBM: I ain’t prejudiced.. What, do you think I'm prejudiced?

Tyrone: You take your ass back up there and get the fuck out mah face right now.

EBM: Why you being so hostile man?

Tyrone: ‘cause, I’m pissed off.

EBM : Well, you better be. You better be pissed off, because I..

Tyrone: Take your ass back up there right now.

EBM: ‘cause you ain’t scared, you ain’t scaring this white boy. I'm 67 years old.

Tyrone: I'm 50!

EBM: You ain’t scaring me! You ain’t scaring me! You ain’t scaring me!

Tyrone: Now I’ll put mah foot up your ass!

EBM: OH, NO YOU WON’T! NO YOU WON’T!

Sheneequa: Hey, hay, HAY! Now cheeeell.

EBM: You can put mine up yours. I’m gonna whoop your ass. Sit your little black ass down.

Sheneequa: Forget about tha’!

EBM: You’re gonna sit your mother-fucking ass down!

Tyrone: I’ll put my foot up yo ass.

EBM: No, you wont do nothing to me!

Tyrone: Say it again! Say it, say it, say it alabomi now!

Iyanna: Say it ag’n. Say it a’gn! Say it ag’n, Pinkey!

Sheneequa: He’s getting down, nothing you can do about it now.

Iyanna: Beat his white ass! Fuck this bitch!

Laqueesha: Nooo...

EBM: No you won’t!

Sheneequa: He ain’t done nothin’ wrong, brotha...

EBM: No, I ain’t getting off.

Iyanna: It ain’t worth it, bla, it ain’t worth it.

Laqueesha: My gawd, shut up...

EBM: Prick, you fucking prick! I will not let you walk on me.

Sheneequa: He’s an old man.

Tyrone: I’ll put my foot up your ass.

EBM: I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of you!

Tyrone: What?

Iyanna: Stop it!

Tyrone: WHAAAT? WHAAAAT?

EBM: Now, you come here and I’ll...

Sheneequa: STOP IT! UH UH!

*Epic Fight Scene*

Iyanna: Ooh...

Laqueesha: Ooo... ooo..

Iyanna: OH WHAT THE FUUUU--

Sheneequa: UH UH! STOP IT... OOOOOH.. KNOCK IT OUUUF! OOOOH LAAAAWD HAVE MERCY!

EBM: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME!

Sheneequa: Oh! Jesus Christ! Oh mah gaaawd!

Tyrone: Ooooh...

EBM: HE HIT ME! HE FUCKING HIT ME!

Crowd: Oh god...

John: He was within a range of me...

EBM: HE FUCKING HIT ME FIRST! HE HIT ME IN THE FACE! THAT’S SELF DEFENSE!
DONT FUCK WITH ME BOY. DON'T FUCK WITH ME.

Tyrone: Auh man, Next time. Imo fuck you up.

Sheneequa: Oo. Oof. That did not just happen. Go through dat shit! Heharhehar!

Jennifer: You okay back there?

Sheneequa: Naaoh we need AMBER LAMPS!!

Laqueesha: That man was on some kind of dope. That’s why he had...

Iyanna: Ay we can press charges, bla, I got it on vidayoo teyp.
Ooo, yoos leakin. He's leakin.

Taquanda: Damn. That motha fucka hit me.

Sheneequa: Are you alright?

Tyrone: Wait, no, no, no.

Sheneequa: Are you alright? Did he breakyuh teef?

Tyrone: NO, BRING M&MS!

Sheneequa: Aw, he needs M&Ms.

Tyrone: BRING AMBER LAMPS!

Laqueesha: Shut the fuck up.
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Tyrone: I will come back, I will kill dat nigga. Imo kill dat nigga.
 
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When I got to SF I had a car, but decided to sell it since buses and cabs were easier than finding parking.

After a few too many incidents just like this (almost got attacked by a guy on PCP I think) I decided to get a scooter to avoid Public Transit...

Long story short scooter gets stolen and now I'm back to riding the sketchy ass bus.

This clip helped remind me why I need to go get a car/bike again.
 
When you make the first swing... you gotta be prepared for it all. I think he under estimated the Epic Beard Man to say the least.

I cant get over the fact that the girl taping goes from:
1.) BEAT HIS ASS
2.) SHIT! Lets press charges
3.) Steals his bag

And then she puts it on Youtube. Genius!
 
I loved the video, but this thread made it infinitely better. There is just so much win, I WANT MORE
 
phew- for a split second I thought the guy who got beat down was none other than Bubb Rubb and that maybe Lil Sis was filmin'

Thank god that doesn't look to be the case.
 
Sonny Forelli said:
phew- for a split second I thought the guy who got beat down was none other than Bubb Rubb and that maybe Lil Sis was filmin'

Thank god that doesn't look to be the case.
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I was thinking the same thing!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iupWfAZIgig"]YouTube - Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis[/ame]
 
Hate to double post but can't edit...

But they know how to get down out there in the Bay.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx6FRSemW38&feature=related]YouTube - Fight on SF Muni Bus in Chinatown - HIGH QUALITY ORIGINAL[/ame]
 
I've been socked in the face by an old man that underestimated me, I made blood spray out of his face
 
People here are afraid of street punks to much. Good vid. But this how we take care street trash back in mother land.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEIzDoC1LPo]YouTube - defending girlfriend[/ame]
 
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