OK Guys, These are some cool points ( Funny too) found on somewhere and they are for People who are having there bread and butter from IM word. I like and I want to know which ones belong to yo.
P.s I have highlighted mine as Green.
You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When..
1) You go to work in your underwear
2) Your Mom asks you to email her your children’s Christmas gift wishlist and you embed it with affiliate links
3) You check domain name availability before naming your kids
4) You send your kids their allowance by PayPal
5) You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do"
6) Everybody else is looking for a job and you’re trying to get rid of yours
7) The neighbors think you’re into something illegal when they observe you not going to work but having all the trappings of success
8) Every item at your garage sale ends with a ‘7’
9) You add three ps’s to an email to your mother
10) Your wife accuse you to be cheating on her with Alexa
11) You make a lot of money spending max 1 hour per day in front of your PC
12) You do your work in the toilet
13) You wake up on midnight and then your body opens PayPal automatically like a bots, ignoring your wife’s/gf's bulging eyes
14) When you announce the birth of your child as a "New Product Launch"
15) When you sleep with your girlfriend last night and realized that this is one of the things you dont want to outsource
16) When you are worried more getting banned from your cpa network than getting caught cheating on your girlfriend
17) When you've thought about different ways to monetize Justin Bieber and tried at least one
18) when you take a note like this and bundle it up into a nice little pdf file and throw it up for sale at DP
19) You would prefer freezing yourself instead of your PayPal account
20) when you parents and other older people you know think that you are going to go to jail someday
21) When 80% of your electric bill goes to all the computers you have on autopilot in your bedroom!
22) when you wake up early on the morning just to see everyone else go to work (have a big grin) and then make a cup of coffee, turn on your computer and check how much you made last night!
23) Christmas is coming up and you tell your friends and family, "No, I don't want a shirt, a tie, or the Xbox 360 What do you want then? I want Scrapebox, Xrumer, oh, and Sitegrinder too"And they're like"WTF is a Scrapebox and a Sitegrinder? And Xrumer sounds like some **** shit"
24) When you try to convince another man that you have a vagina (eWhoring)
25) When you wish you could outsource taking the bitching of your girlfriend to someone else and keep the **X to yourself
26) When you don't tell people you're an "internet marketer" Web developer sounds so much better
27) when you start leaving 100% tips on the table
28) When you hire high school nerds to write articles for you in exchange of alcohal
29) When people view you with suspicion thinking you send all those Nigerian spam emails
30) When waking up before 11 am feels like an achievement
31) When you go to a new store and ask for a review copy
32) you press your finger on an underlined word in a printed book
33) Your the only one out of your friends who's making $$$ on facebook instead of spending $$$ on farmville cash
34) When your friends beg you to remove their email address from your list
35) You ask if they accept "PayPal" after having a dinner in the restaurant !
I hope you have enjoyed it while reading. Keep smiling
P.s I have highlighted mine as Green.
You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When..
1) You go to work in your underwear
2) Your Mom asks you to email her your children’s Christmas gift wishlist and you embed it with affiliate links
3) You check domain name availability before naming your kids
4) You send your kids their allowance by PayPal
5) You have trouble explaining to your friends what “you do"
6) Everybody else is looking for a job and you’re trying to get rid of yours
7) The neighbors think you’re into something illegal when they observe you not going to work but having all the trappings of success
8) Every item at your garage sale ends with a ‘7’
9) You add three ps’s to an email to your mother
10) Your wife accuse you to be cheating on her with Alexa
11) You make a lot of money spending max 1 hour per day in front of your PC
12) You do your work in the toilet
13) You wake up on midnight and then your body opens PayPal automatically like a bots, ignoring your wife’s/gf's bulging eyes
14) When you announce the birth of your child as a "New Product Launch"
15) When you sleep with your girlfriend last night and realized that this is one of the things you dont want to outsource
16) When you are worried more getting banned from your cpa network than getting caught cheating on your girlfriend
17) When you've thought about different ways to monetize Justin Bieber and tried at least one
18) when you take a note like this and bundle it up into a nice little pdf file and throw it up for sale at DP
19) You would prefer freezing yourself instead of your PayPal account
20) when you parents and other older people you know think that you are going to go to jail someday
21) When 80% of your electric bill goes to all the computers you have on autopilot in your bedroom!
22) when you wake up early on the morning just to see everyone else go to work (have a big grin) and then make a cup of coffee, turn on your computer and check how much you made last night!
23) Christmas is coming up and you tell your friends and family, "No, I don't want a shirt, a tie, or the Xbox 360 What do you want then? I want Scrapebox, Xrumer, oh, and Sitegrinder too"And they're like"WTF is a Scrapebox and a Sitegrinder? And Xrumer sounds like some **** shit"
24) When you try to convince another man that you have a vagina (eWhoring)
25) When you wish you could outsource taking the bitching of your girlfriend to someone else and keep the **X to yourself
26) When you don't tell people you're an "internet marketer" Web developer sounds so much better
27) when you start leaving 100% tips on the table
28) When you hire high school nerds to write articles for you in exchange of alcohal
29) When people view you with suspicion thinking you send all those Nigerian spam emails
30) When waking up before 11 am feels like an achievement
31) When you go to a new store and ask for a review copy
32) you press your finger on an underlined word in a printed book
33) Your the only one out of your friends who's making $$$ on facebook instead of spending $$$ on farmville cash
34) When your friends beg you to remove their email address from your list
35) You ask if they accept "PayPal" after having a dinner in the restaurant !
I hope you have enjoyed it while reading. Keep smiling
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