Happy Friday (bizarre and disgusting news inside)

[Andrew]

A family meal at a New Malden restuarant took an unexpected turn when a total stranger walked in off the street and threw urine over diners and their food.

The family of four was enjoying a meal together at Pizza Piazza in the High Street at about 9.15pm on October 16 when they were approached at their table by the suspect, who was carrying a clear plastic bag containing what police believe to be urine.

He was heard to say "This is for you" and then threw the liquid over the family and their food. He then quickly walked out of the restaurant.

http://www.wimbledonguardian.co.uk/...003.0.family_meal_ruined_by_urine_thrower.php

 

[dastuff]

Wow, that would have been a shocker...

But see I always keep a bag of urine for just such an occasion to throw back.

 

[John]

bwawhahahahahaha

 

[matrics]

"He was a scruffy black guy, who walked into the restaurant and straight up to the family and ignored the waitress who asked if she could help him. She was really scared by his behaviour and just let him walk out again."

WTF? They were scared he had another pee-filled bag?

 

[guysmy]

lmao. I find stuff like this hilarious. You have to wonder what this guys thoughts/motivations were. Would the alien-god "pissatoi" be pleased with his efforts and make him the grand drainapton and ruler of the state of yellowzard kioto??