Hell Yeah - Dis-a-vowin

CCarter

CCarter

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www.moneyoverethics.com
As long as there's - diet pills to be sold,
I ain't waiting for the FTC to plug up these holes,
I ain't slipping through the cracks,
So I'm in Portland Oregon, tryin to get your fatass doing these laps,
The first web marketer in the suburbs,
You'd think I had extasy, percocet, and plus syrup,
The way the Google Police converged, they fucked up my swerve,
The first ad that I served,
I thought back to Yahoo,
I never seen Google when I was spamming out there,
They never came out there,
And out there, I was hackin' to live,
I'm only slingin' pills to your fat kids,
I'm only tryin' to show you how skinny people live,
But you don't want your little ones socially sharing this,
Lil Amy told Becky, Becky told Jenny,
And now they all wanna be skinny,
Lil Joey got his MFA on,
Copy And Pasting wikilinks and SEO blasting,
Matt Cutt's song (Do Follow baby!),
But Grinds baiting Rand, pulled out full spam mode on,
Now before you know it, we're all up in arms,
Now Google's, got me at the bottom of the SERPs,
Trying to beat me into supplement hell,
I'm like hold up, who you dis-a-vowing on?
I'm only trying to get links to what you've got links on…

(Original song: Hell Yeah Re-mix Ft. Dead Prez & Jay-z)
 


Fuck affilate networks and their shitty payouts.
Shit I'm all about revshare on different industries
industries that you will never know about or get into since no affilate networks have offers with them
I'm diversified like the miss universe contest
SEO,PPC,Social,Direct Mail, the marketing channels just don't seem to end.
But wait isn't SEO dead?
SEO is dead to those of you who didnt know what they were doing in the first place.
Your still trying to recover your site that was hit by the latest google updates
I'm hiring copywriters to beat my PPC 17% conversion rate
You and I are not on the same level your bitching about adsense and it's low ass CPC's
I'm getting my attorney to write up my TOS,Privacy policy so I don't get shit from the FTC.
You guys rank a site for your 2-3 keywords and then you call it a day.
I'm ranking everything from my money site to the press release I'm taking over the first page.
I'm coming up in the world like skyscrapers
You just want to move out of your parents house and get a mobile home trailer
Here is a key difference, if SEO died tommorow I would still be doing okay
I already am diversified in my marketing with print ads and direct mail.
But you say "I thought those were dead?" Doesn't everyone say that SEO is dead ?
Don't believe what sheeple say, just take at the guys who are getting paid.
This is my 1k post words of advice
Nigga don't be fronting like KaniGT5
Because your ass is going to get exposed

From : Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris Instrumental - YouTube (Niggas In Paris)
 
flaw3d said:
From : Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris Instrumental - YouTube (Niggas In Paris)
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I'm taking off, where flaw3d left off,
Ball so hard Cutt's wants to fine me,
But first dude's gotta find me,
What's negative 50 SERP results to a muhfucka like me,
Can you please remind me?

Ball so hard, this shit crazy,
Y'all don't know that peasant shit don't phase me.
I can get zero rankings and I look at you like this shit is gravy.
SEO is not even hard, you noobs are weird,
The Cartel ain't even suppose to be mentioned here,
Ball so hard, since we here,
It's only right that we eat all your food,
while you're waiting to see what Google is going to do,
If you escaped what I escaped,
when I was in supplemental,
you'd be in Paris getting fucked up too.

What's negative 50 SERP results to a muhfucka like me,
Can you please remind me?
Cutt's still trying to fine me,
Google can't even look up my whois to find me.

Yall been had cases, I been had trackbacks,
Yall been had payouts,
I been writing checks for your payouts,
Yall sit pool side with old Dells,
I'm closing contracts with Ma Bell.
What? Your MFA failed, I look at you like, shit, I'm still gravy.

What's negative 50 SERP results to a muhfucka like me,
Can you please remind me?
Cutt's still trying to fine me,
But still the FTC can't find me.

Blueprints almost for sale,
Followin' my footprints you can't fail,
You duck pandas and penguins, but I just eat quail,
Still escaping Google Hell,
While you go straight to Google Jail,
Got Monopoly Man on skype,
While yall trying to figure out what hot pockets to eat tonight,
A hundred million rankings and I'm still not in the SEO fight,
Join the Daily Hustle if you wanna really see me write.

What's negative 50 SERP results to a muhfucka like me,
Can you please remind me?
Competition still trying to fine me,
When you hide your footprints like I do, even ahrefs still can't find me.
 
Not as good, but only spent 10 min on it:



Kanye West – Clique Lyrics
Featuring: Big Sean & Jay-Z

[IntroExplain: James Fauntleroy]
What of the dollar you murdered for?
Is that the one fighting for your soul?
Or your brother's the one that you're running from?
But if you got money, fuck it, cause I want some

C-U-TTs
Who fucking with me?
Oh god!

[Hook: Big Sean]
Ain't nobody fucking with my
Clicks, Clicks, Clicks, Clicks, Clicks,
Ain't nobody fresher than my muthafuckin
Clicks, Clicks, Clicks, Clicks, Clicks,
As I look around, they don't do it like my
Clicks, Clicks, Clicks, Clicks, Clicks,
And all these noobs, man, they want the
They want the, they want the

[Verse 1: Big Sean]
I tell fucking Google do whatever I say
My M6 shining while I'm coming out the driveway
It's Grinds day, from Friday, to next Friday
I been ranked #2 for nine days, I need some more links day
Yup, she trying get me that poo-tang
I might let Illya bang, my skype group deeper than Wu Tang
I'm rolling with... fuck I'm saying? Girl, you know my domain name
You know CCarter? Scrrr! I'm ranking up in that SERP game
But I'm on the fucking LinkedIn, man, they bouncing when I'm linking dirty linkin
Freaky Jeffrey I be feeling from the bank accounts he's filling
What a feeling, ah man, they gotta be
Young seo from the D that's de-indexin everything that he see for the dough

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Jay-Z]
Yeah, I'm talking D(chuk), yeah, I'm talking G(rind)
Yeah, I'm talking T(encent), nigga, I'm talking me
Yeah, I'm talking bossy, I ain't talking KaniGT5
Your money too short, you can't be ranking next to me
Yeah, I'm talking Ice(2Eskimo), we ball in our family tree
G.O.O.D. Music drug-dealing cousin, ain't nothing fuckin' with we, me
Turn that 62 to 125, 125 to a 250
250 to a half a million, ain't nothin' nobody can do with me
Now who with me? ¡Vámonos! Call me Bofu or jHoffy
Translation: I rank shit, least that what my SERPs say
Least that what my Adsense check say, lost my money sites for a decade
Nigga down for like 2 years, still ain't seen no traffic to this very day
Cutts never told. Who we gonna tell? We top of the totem pole
It's the Acai Team meets the Colon Team
And all our eyes green it only means one thing
You ain't fucking with the Clicks

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Kanye West]
f5 -ing Wickedfire threads, taking berto's athletic meds,
I dont even give a fuck what my nigga Dresden even said
Bow on our arrival - the Google ranking idols
What niggas did in Ketones, got 'em hanging off the Eiffel
Yeah I'm talking business, yeah we talking J E W
I'm talking Jon Fisher, I seen him at ASW
He asked me about my Maybach, think he had the same
Except mine tinted and his might have been rented
You know Luke P get money, don't spend it
Or maybe he get money, buy a business
I rather buy 80 EDU's and go ign'ant
I know BlueChinaGroup gone kill me but let me finish
Blame it on the Adsense, we living no limits
Them big shoemoney checks was just a figment
Of our imagination, WickedFire cribs
Now I'm looking at a crib right next to where SM lives
That's SEO_Mike, whatever she accuse
He wasn't really ranking, he just a listing on Google news
Pass the xRumer, a cool, cool links scheme
Everything I do need ends on wickedfire as a brand new meme
Speedboat swerve, my links I should take it mild
my sites too new to burn from spam gone wild
So I just meditate at the home in Pompeii
About how I could build a new MFA in one day
Everytime I'm in Vegas Aff. managers screaming like he's Elvis
But I just wanna collect some swag and bail it
Shit is real, got me feeling Israelian
Like Bar Refaeli, Gisele, nah that's Brazilian
Went through, deep depression when my sites tanked
Giving up, what kinda talk is that?
But I been talking to Cutts for so long
And if you look at my SERP I guess he's talking back
Fucking with my clicks

[Hook]
 
(Same Beat)

Click clack, Sticking the search rankings up,

Yeah, I'm talking B(ofu), yeah, I'm talking Hue(Bloghue),
Yeah, we're talking some shit that going to blow over yall,
Yeah, I'm talking with dude from the jungles,
Guerilla moo-foos, oh no,
Yeah, I'm talking e -- Liquid moo-foos,
he's got that shit that will diverse-ify you moo-foos,
Yea, I'm talking Ice(ToEskimos) too, looks like we in the same family tree,
Looking at these noobs trying to out ball we.

Yeah, We're talking money, but I don't think they're talking enough,
Alphabet boys say they're closing in, too bad da jet just took off,
They're mobile hits towers, our shits hit satellite,
NSA can't get through - fucking right.
Now whose with us? Call me Cartel Carter cause I ball harder,
Translation: If I call you son, it's cause I'm your father,
Least that what your birth certificate say,
even though, that child support I won't pay,
Creating the dream team cause now we are on some scheme scheme,
All our pinky rings are blue so that only means one thing,
You ain't fucking with this click.
 
CCarter said:
I'm taking off, where flaw3d left off,
Ball so hard Cutt's wants to fine me,
But first dude's gotta find me,
What's negative 50 SERP results to a muhfucka like me,
Can you please remind me?
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I'm a DS3 straight fiber
spammin so hard I set MTAs on fire
Yahoo disabled links and mother fuckers went haywire
2+2 = images maps now bank harder
If you're a baller you got so many <>< people confuse you for an aquatic farmer
Droppin knowledge bombs on wickedfire makes my e-penis grow harder

Best I could come up with off the top of my head.
 
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