Hello



These guys are all assholes, just ignore them.

First off, WELCOME! We love newbies, especially when it comes to teaching them how to make money online.

One of the most important skills is to distinguish SE0, SE1, and SE2 - and one of the sites that helped me tremendously was SE0Expert.com.

They posted a tutorial for making at least $300 a day, which should help you since you lost your job. (Sorry to hear that by the way :()

Here is the link: Newbie Tutorial - Make $300 a Day!

Best of luck, and don't hesitate to PM me if I can help.

-D
 
Legioner, don't listen to the noobs posting here. They really like you underneath their veiled threats to rape you in your backside when you aren't looking.

Welcome to WickedFire. Make sure you read all the lovely stickies around the forum. Most of your questions can be answered in them. If not, the search function is just a few clicks away.

If you don't ask redundant questions that've already been answered in the hundred other threads on the subject, you'll get along with everyone just fine.

Oh, and I do need to do some shameless advertising of my own.

Since you are clearly new to the industry, you might like to read my blog on SEO. Google Hammer - A Blackhat's Guide to Success

Contrary to the title, it's got a lot of great SEO techniques other than blackhat ones, you just don't get nearly as much traffic in this industry without blackhat in the title.
http://www.googlehammer.com
 
what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad
 
what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

Ohhhh, that explains this:

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