Help with Mutual Funds

Which fund?

  • U.S. Income Fund

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • U.S. Equity Fund

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • U.S. Index Fund

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • All 3 funds

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other (specify)

    Votes: 2 20.0%
  • Don't invest!

    Votes: 7 70.0%

  • Total voters
    10


Investment Advice or Bust?

Now That I have your attention. :)

if you are a new investor and you are not going to be an active trader with all that it implies then choose the index fund. You can park your money and let it grow with the stock market. The stock market average for the last 40 years is about 7% to 8%. I am also assuming you are planning to put the money in and leave it there for 5 or more years.

The real question is what are the fees for each of those funds? In other words if the equity fund can expect to return approximately 6% per year over a 5 year per period and has a 1% cost then your real rate of return is 5%

ideally you want a fund that charges less than 1% or not more than 1%. Also, are they are charging you in addition to the management fees? i.e. if you purchase 100 shares of the fund do they charge you a transaction fee or sales fee? some of the those can cost as much as 5-8% of the value.

And thirdly, is this a retirement account where you can put the money in without being taxed or is it a standard investment account where you will be expected to pay taxes on any gains in value? because if your fund value goes up $100 but you have to pay $10 for taxes you are now only earning $90. Capital gains tax is a bitch.

Of course, if I haven't scared you off yet there is still hope. :)

I recommend you look for some good reading and tutorials on investing. You should start here The Motley Fool

The Motly Fool gives some very good tutorials on investing and the different types of investments.

There are other good places but you should start with just one and then go from there as many of the places may give what seems like contradictory advice.
 
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Stay the fuck outta the stock market(s). That house of cards is coming down.
 
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Although, I will admin "arable farmland" is redundant. Trying to sound smart again.
 
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Uh huh. I beg to differ, and I invite you to revisit this thread in ten years and tell me how stupid I was.

Although, I will admin "arable farmland" is redundant. Trying to sound smart again.

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I have a sizable amount invested in RBC's U.S. Income Fund. Depends on your goals, mine were simple - beat inflation, low volatility, and high liquidity (I can have any amount swapped into cash within 24 hours). This was the one suggested and no complaints here 3 years in.
 
Out of those, I would pick #3

How long do you plan on keeping the money invested and what is your risk tolerance? Risk tolerance = how much your willing to watch it fluctuate. Stock index funds can go down 50-75% during a really bad recession/depression. I think stock index funds went down 50-60% during the 2008 recession. If you can't handle that, go with #1 it's 60% bonds and 40% stocks.

Also, look at expense ratios (MER %). Expense ratios are significantly lower on ETFs and you get basically the same thing.

#1 expense ratio = 1.77%
#2 expense ratio = 2.09%
#3 expense ratio = 0.72%
S&P 500 etf expense ratio = 0.09% LIKE A BAUS.

Imo, you should just put the money into an index fund etf and don't touch it until your 60.
 
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I'm sorry, what were you saying? I kinda nodded off during that inane tirade you copied and pasted from Craigslist.

I have a sizable amount invested in RBC's U.S. Income Fund. Depends on your goals, mine were simple - beat inflation, low volatility, and high liquidity (I can have any amount swapped into cash within 24 hours). This was the one suggested and no complaints here 3 years in.

Isn't anybody aware that the global monetary system is in a state of collapse, the dollar is doomed, the country is being run by scumwad banksters who are grabbing everything that isn't nailed down with both fists, and the only certainty is inflation, inflation and more inflation? Ergo, precious metals are where it's at, just like the last gazillion times a fiat currency fell apart. Duh.
 
S&P 500 ETF's or total market etf's are decent options. Low expense ratios and can be traded throughout the day.
 
Mutual funds are a shitty investment. Buy and hold is a crock of shit. look at all those people who lost their ass buying and holding in 2008? wait til it colapses this time it will be way worse than we just saw.