Hey dipshit! Want to get banned?

Mike

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What the fuck is with all the n00bs making introductory posts? Hmmmm....

There's a thread for that. It's in the n00b section.

Also, while you're in there, read this: http://www.wickedfire.com/newbie-questions/5251-n00bs-guide-surviving-wickedfire.html

...then lurk for another 6 months.

Oh, and BTW, if you post an intro anywhere other than the aforementioned thread, there's a good chance you'll be banned. Okay, at least there's a good chance that I'll ban you. I'm evil and well known for my itchy trigger finger.

Read the rules, post in the correct sections....

ummmm....wait, I just realized, if you MUST post an intro in this section (rather than the n00b section) it better have at least 10 - scratch that - 20 high quality pairs of boobies, and no text. Seriously, fuck your words, just show us the tits.

....don't do insanely stupid and you may get out alive.

I like coffee. :food-smiley-010: Haven't had enough today. I'm cranky. So, someone fuck up soon so I can drop the hammer.
 


i've never actually flamed someone or banned them for an introduction thread.

Don't get me wrong I'm all for it, I just remember creating an introduction thread when I joined here and no one flamed or banned me so I'm just avoiding being hypocritical.