Hilarious Sex Quotes

[vampiro]

Just want to share some sex quotes from movies and tv shows...

Here are some:

1. Sex and the City

"The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you." -- Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall)

2. Bridesmaids

"I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree." -- Megan (Melissa McCarthy)

3. He's Just Not That Into You

"We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk, that means he likes you." -- Gigi Phillips (Ginnifer Goodwin)

:love-smiley-013:

 

[joevis]

Now we have to ban you

 

[mossberg]

I'm interested in a quotes database, but all the threads listing them like http://www.wickedfire.com/sell-buy-trade/37780-famous-quotes-41-052-records-script-20-only.html and http://www.wickedfire.com/sell-buy-...s-database-script-242k-quotes-22k-movies.html are closed.

Any suggestions?

 

[stickyicky]

 

[ChrisS]

Lulz

 

[Tobias Funke]

Sex and the City? Isn't that the show guys will watch so their girlfriends will put out?

 

[CitizenSmif]

I'm interested in a quotes database, but all the threads listing them like http://www.wickedfire.com/sell-buy-trade/37780-famous-quotes-41-052-records-script-20-only.html and http://www.wickedfire.com/sell-buy-...s-database-script-242k-quotes-22k-movies.html are closed.

Any suggestions?

Scrape them.

"Thats what I love about them high school girls man, I keep getting older, they stay the same age. Yes they do, yes they do"

Lol @ OP banned already

EDIT: Didn't realize this thread was from last year