This post might come off as a little pretentious, but fuck it. You're my crew and I need some help figuring this out.
I'm going to be busy as all fucking hell this year at school with class and extra-curriculars. Some of the stuff on my plate:
-Starting the Pharmaceutical Sciences program
-House Manager of my Fraternity House (any other FIJIs around?)
-Social Chair of the InterFraternity Council, planning events for the entire Greek system
-Member-at-Large of many different Student Council committees including the Budget Committee which oversees a $30 mil. budget
-Elections Administrator for the Student Union which means I have to run two referenda and a full election this year
-more, more, more
One of the upsides of all of this is that much of my responsibility revolves around social events, and I basically have an all-access pass to all Fraternity, Sorority, and Campus events that take place. On top of that, I live in one of the upper-tier fraternity houses on campus, and my situation is... very good.
I was thinking today about how all of this could really prove to be a win for someone I could get just like Van Wilder did as an assistant. Non stop party/social train, plus insanely valuable skills learned watching the whole political process play out, and how to effectively run PR, manage staff, delegate tasks, chair meetings, etc. for these committees, referenda and the election.
My question to you: How should I go about finding someone like this? I want to make it fun and playful. I was thinking a lander and Facebook ads targeted at my local University populus, with the age around 18-19 so I can find freshmen for this. I won't be able to pay much more than a stipend but I'm not kidding when I say that I can literally fill the kids schedule with so much fun social stuff and introduce him to more tail than he'll meet in a lifetime.
Thoughts??
I'm going to be busy as all fucking hell this year at school with class and extra-curriculars. Some of the stuff on my plate:
-Starting the Pharmaceutical Sciences program
-House Manager of my Fraternity House (any other FIJIs around?)
-Social Chair of the InterFraternity Council, planning events for the entire Greek system
-Member-at-Large of many different Student Council committees including the Budget Committee which oversees a $30 mil. budget
-Elections Administrator for the Student Union which means I have to run two referenda and a full election this year
-more, more, more
One of the upsides of all of this is that much of my responsibility revolves around social events, and I basically have an all-access pass to all Fraternity, Sorority, and Campus events that take place. On top of that, I live in one of the upper-tier fraternity houses on campus, and my situation is... very good.
I was thinking today about how all of this could really prove to be a win for someone I could get just like Van Wilder did as an assistant. Non stop party/social train, plus insanely valuable skills learned watching the whole political process play out, and how to effectively run PR, manage staff, delegate tasks, chair meetings, etc. for these committees, referenda and the election.
My question to you: How should I go about finding someone like this? I want to make it fun and playful. I was thinking a lander and Facebook ads targeted at my local University populus, with the age around 18-19 so I can find freshmen for this. I won't be able to pay much more than a stipend but I'm not kidding when I say that I can literally fill the kids schedule with so much fun social stuff and introduce him to more tail than he'll meet in a lifetime.
Thoughts??
