His name is Vernon Koekemoer.
He really, really likes beer.
He's very friendly, but too cool to look you in the eye.
His hobbies include wrestling lions, surfing sharks, and helping old ladies cross the street.
And whenever he's not doing any of the awesome shit I mentioned above, he's riding the backs of mother fucking story book dragons.
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