Holy shit, my wife has made a new person!

[semanticflow]

Congratulations, I know how you might be feeling, as I got my baby on 18th june, Me and my husband both are very happy and feel like heaven. She is very cute and loving.

 

[ddosing]

1. Have Baby
2. Lock baby in room with WickedFire
3. ...profit???

Congrats man, seriously, I'm happy you're happy.

hahahahaha

 

[DumDum]

Wow!
That's great news! Now just keep your little girl away from WickedFire and I'm sure she'll turn out great

Congratulations btw!

 

[Lord B]

i do not want babies for a long time

^^ What he said. But yeah, big grattis to you.

 

[adamx12m]

Congrats.. has she asked for a cell phone yet? gmail acct, twitter? it all happens fast..

 

[Dwight Schrute]

One more thing - Make sure you register your kid's FirstNameLastName.com if you haven't done so already.

 

[Bofu2U]

This is obviously WickedBaby Month. Sheeet. Congrats!

 

[bullet-ride]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRj-S8Aklcw"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

Congrats.

 

[Moldingbox]

Congrats Dude just had my little one turn 6 months old crazy how they grow so fast!

 

[SUP3RNOVA]

Congrats dude.

- rep that's not even fucking funny.

Haha what a tool you are.

 

[PunchMyFace]

Congratulations! My wife is due in May....

 

[crossfittn]

awesome subject line

 

[rawbones]

Congrats,

Babies are wonderful

And don't shake it


And Don't THROW IT ON THE GROUND

 

[AllBizNiz]

Random thought - the black tar that comes out of the baby a few hours after birth was the most unexpected thing I've ever encountered. Not a big deal with the second kid, but I had no idea what the hell was going on the first time.

Dude, I'm so glad this didn't smell like shit. This was the most interesting shit I've ever seen in my life. I didn't mind changing these kinds of diapers cause the smell was non existent. As soon as we got our daughter on formula, it smelled like shit.

Congrats btw . Enjoy every minute of it!

 

[turbolapp]

They are aliens. Mostly because they are so pure, it's impossible to believe they're going to be little awful human adults someday.

Live, Revel and Enjoy every moment.

 

[amateursurgeon]

Thanks all

Personal advice from experience: Make sure your wife does Kegel exercises now so her pussy tightens back up. You don't want to go back to sex in 6 weeks and have it feel like you're throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Thanks for that - I'm already on the case. She does a lot of yoga which will help I'm sure too.

We had an awesome midwife who made the process a lot easier than it could otherwise be. After the birth, she sent me out of sight whilst she carefully stitched my wife's damaged bits back together, and promised me that when I next saw it, it would be good as new

Re: the meconium, yes it is a bit disconcerting when your little baby starts shitting engine oil.

 

[kingfish]

You better start stuffin berries in it if you want it to turn out alright.

 

[Mr. Websites]

Mostly because they are so pure, it's impossible to believe they're going to be little awful human adults someday.

Haha so true.

Congrats on the baby though, happy you for man.