Homemade flashlights, hahah!!

[babylonian]

Was looking for more information on affiliate networks that push international flashlight offers, and by chance stumbbled on this one! :338:

DIY Fleshlight-Style Sex Toy

Maybe I should just start producing them?!?

I loved this part of the article:
"If desired, use a pink or red marker to draw a vagina or lips on the foam around the center hole before covering the foam with the condom."

Hahaha, GOLD!

 

[mihnea007]

you should turn that into an ebook, and after that launch a video version and a home study kit... empires have been built from ideas like yours

 

[kblessinggr]

Could even order a free sample of the fleshlight material and use that as the opening .

 

[Fatbat]

Just when you think you've seen everything.

How cheap do you have to be? $39.95 gets you a real Fleshlight. I'm guessing the knock offs are much cheaper than that.

 

[kblessinggr]

Just when you think you've seen everything.

How cheap do you have to be? $39.95 gets you a real Fleshlight. I'm guessing the knock offs are much cheaper than that.

Actually bout the same price, the wife is a brown bag consultant, and their rip-off of the fleshlight is called a headlight and sells for lil over 70$.

 

[Fatbat]

Actually bout the same price, the wife is a brown bag consultant, and their rip-off of the fleshlight is called a headlight and sells for lil over 70$.

Huh, I guess the Pringles can, some foam rubber and a condom is cheaper, but you have to account for your time man. If it takes you an hour to build then you are taking a loss.

 

[Jondoe0069]

I'm never going to get any pussy with my dick smelling like sour cream and onion.

 

[backlinkgurus]

It's funny because your thread title is homemade "flashlights".

 

[kblessinggr]

I'm never going to get any pussy with my dick smelling like sour cream and onion.

I hope you mean because of the pringles...

 

[babylonian]

^ why do you hope?

You care? :338::zzwhip:

 

[kblessinggr]

^ why do you hope?

You care? :338::zzwhip:

Cuz I was with his sister the other night and wondering wtf that smell was, hoping I didn't catch anything thru her from him.

 

[phrench]

DIY Fleshlight-Style Sex Toy

Bookmarked, thanks! :338:



On a more serious note, do these fleshlights really sell? It's hard for me to believe that!

 

[B1g5ly]

Is that a magnifying glass?

 

[Jondoe0069]

Cuz I was with his sister the other night and wondering wtf that smell was, hoping I didn't catch anything thru her from him.

You bring up a good point. I thought it was the pringles can, but I washed it pretty well, so now that I think about it, it probably has something to do with me using the condom I used on your mom to build the fleshlight. I turned it inside out so I wouldn't be fucking my dried up load when I used the fleshlight. Now I have her sour cream and onion dip all over my pubey salad and it won't wash off.

 

[kblessinggr]

Is that a magnifying glass?

Probably for picking the crabs out.

 

[kblessinggr]

You bring up a good point. I thought it was the pringles can, but I washed it pretty well, so now that I think about it, it probably has something to do with me using the condom I used on your mom to build the fleshlight. I turned it inside out so I wouldn't be fucking my dried up load when I used the fleshlight. Now I have her sour cream and onion dip all over my pubey salad and it won't wash off.

Boy, I will smack the shit out of you with a nylon socking full of used tampons and condoms.










Naw... I kid, why don't you just have your dad suck it off?

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[-Matt-]

YouTube- Banned Commercials - Mastercard Priceless (Blow Job) Funny

Win.

 

[Jondoe0069]

YouTube- Banned Commercials - Mastercard Priceless (Blow Job) Funny

I would rather have the sister do it. The girl in that video is a little bitch. 'love' is the secret password to unlock any female's mouth. She must have a penis.

 

[CallOnMe]

i really want to see a video of somebody fucking this, better if is a nerd look guy. this can be the most epic video of the interwebz united

 

[thekidrg]

I already have enough sour cream on my dick... fuck the pringles..