Honest to God theory on why white people don't like to reproduce

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Racial Guilt. The white psyche is still plagued by historical visions of its monstrously barbaric past and therefore has a deep seated desire to exterminate itself. Think about it, what else could really explain it? Whites have the lowest birth rate of any race in the entire planet. Places like Russia have lost 30 million+ in a generation due to negative population growth alone. What else could explain it?

In places like England and Germany (even the US), the only reason there's a positive growth is because of all the mexican, black, gypsy and muslim baby factories.

I have an alternative theory, but I don't think many of you will like it. I have an inkling it's true though..God hates white people. Sorry, yes I said it. Therefore, he simply gives them less children. Think of it this way - there have been 100,000,000,000 humans that have ever existed on planet earth (roughly). So let's say there are 100 billion human souls that could reincarnate at any given time. God simply is saying - there's nothing more to learn from being white, and I don't want you racking up negative karma, so choose another color. I think that would possibly be it as well.
 


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There are several variants of Jack and Jill (many of them parodies), all sharing the same first rhyme:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

The second verse of the rhyme is less commonly performed:

Up Jack got and home did trot
As fast as he could caper;
And went to bed to mend his head
With vinegar and brown paper.

There is also an alternative to the third line of this second verse:

Then up Jack got and home did trot
As fast as he could caper;
To Old Dame Dob who patched his nob
With vinegar and brown paper.

The third verse:

Jill came in and she did grin
To see his paper plaster;
Mother vexed did whip her next
For laughing at Jack's disaster.

There is also an alternative to the second line of the third verse:

Jill came in and she did grin
To see Jack's paper plaster;
Mother vexed did whip her next
For causing Jack's disaster.

And a fourth:

Now Jack did laugh and Jill did cry
But her tears did soon abate;
Then Jill did say that they should play
At see-saw across the gate.
 
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This is now a Jack and Jull appreciation thread

faceblogger said:
There are several variants of Jack and Jill (many of them parodies), all sharing the same first rhyme:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

The second verse of the rhyme is less commonly performed:

Up Jack got and home did trot
As fast as he could caper;
And went to bed to mend his head
With vinegar and brown paper.

There is also an alternative to the third line of this second verse:

Then up Jack got and home did trot
As fast as he could caper;
To Old Dame Dob who patched his nob
With vinegar and brown paper.

The third verse:

Jill came in and she did grin
To see his paper plaster;
Mother vexed did whip her next
For laughing at Jack's disaster.

There is also an alternative to the second line of the third verse:

Jill came in and she did grin
To see Jack's paper plaster;
Mother vexed did whip her next
For causing Jack's disaster.

And a fourth:

Now Jack did laugh and Jill did cry
But her tears did soon abate;
Then Jill did say that they should play
At see-saw across the gate.
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You overlooked the most important one:


Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.


Written by one of our most renown moral philosophers of our time, Andrew "Dice" Clay.
 
Pewep, I'm your biggest fan. That said, you're off your nut. No one reproduces like Mormons, which are something like 90% white.
 
if only pewep said something that wasn't completely predictable. oh wait, that's pretty much everyone here.

including me.





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MediaBuysEyez said:
LOL @ how Hurricane Katrina is the "white people's" fault...
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Hurricane Katrina was white people's fault. Blacks never had to deal with hurricanes in Africa, but now that they are slaves to white man in America they do. Why don't hurricanes ever hit white states like Kansas, Oklahoma, Nebraska etc, it's always Florida, Louisiana, Texas. That is not a coincidence - hurricanes are clearly racist.

Tornadoes on the other hand...
 
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