how many squirrel you think you'll ran over in your life span?



One fox, one bird and a hundred and seventeen million flies and mosquitoes so far. No squirrels.
 
squirrels aren't as much of an issue for us here in san diego as:

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2 racoons, 3 rabbits, some dead animal that i couldn't avoid and a mexican at a toll booth.
 
Well it is said in my fantastic state that you are not a true Wisconsinite until you hit at least one deer. LOL

I have come close 3-4 times still haven't had the joy of fucking up my car yet.




Oh yeah, it tis almost the season for them to jump in the road again YAY ME!!!!
 
I once had a bird fly right at my car, and get its body caught in the hood ornament. I was on the highway going fast, it happened in the blink of an eye. The bird was killed on impact, and just stared at me for about 4 miles when I couldnt take it anymore and had to pull over and find a stick to push it out. Was one for the record books.
 
LOL This thread is hilarious. I have hit a few in my time, some chipmunks, rabbits, a beaver, bird hit my windshield. I have a friend that got hit by turkey lmao. Nailed the side of his car and f'ed it up. I missed some dear by a few feet a few times. I'm not aiming for them I swear.
 
I once had a bird fly right at my car, and get its body caught in the hood ornament. I was on the highway going fast, it happened in the blink of an eye. The bird was killed on impact, and just stared at me for about 4 miles when I couldnt take it anymore and had to pull over and find a stick to push it out. Was one for the record books.

Same here. The crow got stuck in my headlight and it's wing kept flying up, scaring the shit out of my mom every time. When I went to take the crow out, it's head was pretty much hanging by a thread.