How many yachts can you waterski behind?

efeezy

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No seriously, how many do you think you could ski behind?

I could probably ski behind 3 or 4 at most.





 


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damn, been waiting so long for a chance to post this
 
what a waste of a yacht. i take my jetski over to atlantic city and jump the waves of all the enourmous yachts goin by. much better!
 
This many responses, and no one had even come close to the right answer. C'mon people, I thought you were ballers.
 
It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero sum game. Somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply, uh, transferred from one perception to another. Like magic. This painting here - I bought it 10 years ago for $60,000. I could sell it today for $600. The illusion has become real. And the more real it becomes, the more desperate they want it. Capitalism at its finest
 
It's not a question of enough, pal. It's a zero sum game. Somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply, uh, transferred from one perception to another. Like magic. This painting here - I bought it 10 years ago for $60,000. I could sell it today for $600. The illusion has become real. And the more real it becomes, the more desperate they want it. Capitalism at its finest

EXACTLY!

I'm really disappointed in you guys...I figured the first or second response would have known that was a Wall Street quote. You're slippin people...better get your shit together.
 
Find out the record number of yachts someone has water-skied behind and simply add one more yacht. Do we have to do everything for you?
 
Gekko: (continued) The richest one percent of Wicked Fire owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons; And what I do, SE-Zero!
 
EXACTLY!

I'm really disappointed in you guys...I figured the first or second response would have known that was a Wall Street quote. You're slippin people...better get your shit together.

I used to THINK you were gay.

Now I know it.
 
I used to THINK you were gay.

Now I know it.

You have your upper case incorrect. Should be:

I used to think you were gay.

Now I KNOW it.

..

e.g. I used to think eFeezy is a cock sucking homo.

Now I KNOW he is a cock sucking homo.

Tell you what, I'll make a web page with the above as example text and get our top SEO team to index it so others will learn the same syntactical lesson. Efeezy won't mind. I think I have a pic of him here too for illustrational purposes as well.