How much does your girlfriend cost you per month?

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Wife, 3 kids.

Living in Vancouver.

But sorta not a fair poll. Housing costs run into $5k a month easy as we are doing a reno. So there's an increase in equity to consider.
 
Wtf? How much does your girlfriend cost you per month?

If your girlfriend is costing you money, she's not a girlfriend, she's a hooker.

No judgement on that, just be clear where you stand. That means she shouldn't be too put out when you decide you fancy a change next week, but are happy to resume the week after.

Of course, if you're talking stay at home wife with kids, then that's different. But then it's not really the wife that costs the money, it's the kids. You're effectively hiring your wife to do childcare.
 
Wtf? How much does your girlfriend cost you per month?

If your girlfriend is costing you money, she's not a girlfriend, she's a hooker.

No judgement on that, just be clear where you stand. That means she shouldn't be too put out when you decide you fancy a change next week, but are happy to resume the week after.

Of course, if you're talking stay at home wife with kids, then that's different. But then it's not really the wife that costs the money, it's the kids. You're effectively hiring your wife to do childcare.


Well then, if you want to see it that way and be all fancy about it.

Let's ask the question instead...

"How much money could you SAVE per month by kicking out your girlfriend/wife and hiring a hooker full-time instead?"
 
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Every option is retarded... If you spend even $100/month on your GF, then you need to have an intervention. As Thirstin Howl III says "she liking my style, she want me to stay, buy me anything from next cheque day".

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mT_poxyeUI&feature=player_embedded]THIRSTIN HOWL III - WELFARE PUSSY - YouTube[/ame]
 
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My wife hates spending money.. She even finds it difficult to justify buying new clothes, she's huge into coupons; most likely due to a poorer childhood. So if anything, she saves me money.