How To Buy a Nuke

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100 units man I sent them bitches baaaack.

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it's not an actual nuke. You could build a dirty bomb in your backyard if you're brazen enough.
 
1. Many locations are wrong. Might be due to poor editing.
2. Bulgaria never had nuclear weapons. Even during the cold war there were no nuclear weapons in any country of the Warsaw Pact except USSR. Following the dissolution of the USSR nuclear warheads remained in Ukraine and Belarus (in Europe). All of them were relocated within current Russian borders.
3. Bulgaria destroyed its most powerful ballistic missiles SS-23 in 2002 to join NATO.
You cant buy nukes in eastern Europe as there are none
locvs 8 hours ago


Resources?
thesuperjman in reply to locvs 7 hours ago


ss-23 missiles wikipedia. org/wiki/OTR-23_Oka and further sources. just google it. had the joy to follow all the discussion on tv and in the papers.
1. footage is plain wrong. Yes it is filmed in bulgaria, but the images don't match the places. It's like showing the Golden Gate bridge and claiming it's in LA.
2. Nuclear weapons leave traces like Cesius and other radioactive traces which can be detected by a sattelite. Unless they are very deep underground, but such silos do not exist

I dont know man
 
Dear Wiickedfire,

Dirty bombs aren't "nukes". You can transport them in a case of lead (hint - you'll need a LOT of lead).

you can make them pretty easily with cobalt-60 (food sterilizers) or americium-241 (smoke detectors). It won't kill a lot more people than a standard bomb, but it would cost billions of dollars in damage after you grind a city down to a halt, cause mass panic/evacuations and specialized cleanup crews. of course this depends on the city you're going to be frustrating. furthermore, you'll need to determine what the wind patterns will be for the next few days and find the most suitable location for the maximum amount of damage possible.

oh did I mention it would be a suicide mission? the amount of cobalt-60 you'd need to create a dirty bomb would give you a lethal dose of radiation within 1-2 minutes (certain death in a week tops). unless of course you can shell out a couple mill for the technology to build containment fields while you work.

1 more thing - if you haven't already guessed, most radioactive isotopes are much heavier than air. they won't be inhaled easily. for example, cobalt-60 is shard like in it's natural form. americium is much too heavy to be dispersed even by strong winds.

HINT: oxidize them (aka burn them) to solve 95% of your problems.

Love,

Pewep
 
So they elude the CIA/FBI/MI5/MI6 detection, but when some fat journalist and his video editing friend want some cool story that'll go viral on the Internet, they can just find this stuff out?

...and I'm supposed to believe that?

Right.......ok.
 
I'd say pewep just got us all added to a list but I'd imagine most of us are already on them all....
 
This is more sensationalism than anything. You can't buy a nuke that easily and I doubt that is classified as a nuke.