How to deal with idiots at bus stop?

Pheasant

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Fuck man, I was waiting for my bus just now, chilling and listening to some music in my headphones (zoe jane by staind) and this weirdo was straight up eye-fucking me like he was a starving dog and I was a juicy wagyu steak.

There was a ladybug on my shoe AND I FUCKING HATE LADYBUGS so I kicked the wall to get that bitch off, and Dr. Weirdo starts acting all nervous like he's about to walk into a school wearing a trenchcoat.

My bus finally showed up and as I'm walking past this psycho he pulls his hand out of his pocket like he's about to try to jerk me off so I just stare at him hoping that a bit of intimidation might quench the cocklust that's painted all over his face.

So me and this other dude look at each other for a second like, "Wtf is this kid's problem...?"

I honestly wanted this guy to try starting something, just so that he could release some of that pent up tension before he goes postal.

Anyways, yeah I had an interaction with a human being today so I'm hoping you guys can help me deal with that. What would you have done?
 


OP next time just lock eyes with him and hold contact for a few seconds, then start blinking your eyes in an alternate fashion (i.e. right, left, right, left) while making robot noises. Then walk towards him and start humping his leg/torso area. Crazy homeless people are like spiders, they're more afraid of you then you are of them.
 
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Depends on wether or not you are into this sort of thing. It appears as if you are not gay or into public acts of gay - so i'd just move away and show him that you are not down. This sort ofthing has happened to me several times now. I figure, i'm just that beautiful :love-smiley-083::love-smiley-086:
 
Most homos have what you call a "Gay Radar"
If his radar picked up on some gayness in you, it's probably because you may have it in you without knowing it.
Think about it. You're even on WickedFire (The largest gay webmaster forum)

My suggestion: Dress like a straight man.
 
mituozo said:
It's an easy answer: stop taking the fucking bus.
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I have you know that the N29 from TCR is the ultimate bus to take home at 2am... everyone on there is in party mode. When you go through Camden it just becomes hilarious, absolute mayhem. Specially when they introduced those stupid bendy buses - complete carnage no less! (fortunately I'm only a few stops past Camden so manage to escape the stabby / shooty area further up toward the really shitty end of Seven Sisters).

(I usually get a cab but sometimes indulge the N29 for old times sake - and the lulz of course.)
 
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