So I've been trolling the interwebz for the past hour or so and I've found an exceptional use for it.
During my perusing something abrupt has come to my attention. Unlike most of we WickedFire patrons who roll around in limousines and drink champagne all day, there are some broke ass niggas up in this hizzy.
With the current economic crisis, people are hitting all time lows. Personally, as a driven capitalist, I have taken it upon myself to utilize much of said cheap labor. This has made my life much simpler since I have an army of munchkins to do everything for me.
How do I have these little minions appear at my every beckoning call? I harness the power of the popular, Web 2.0 property, Twitter. After scouring the internet and putting potential peons through a series of rigorous tests, I am able to weed out the assholes who won't spit shine my shoes when I say so. Once I have a pool of loyal cheese doodles who will respond to my every whim, I have them all follow me on Twitter. When I want something, I mention it in passing on my Twitter feed, and it comes to me.
Now, I know what you're thinking. I just wrote a shit ton of text, and I haven't mentioned blowjobs yet. Well shut the fuck up. I don't like you anyway. Moving on.
Let's talk about our best friendies over at D P. I know what you're thinking, I thought it too the first time I heard the expression. You have a visual in your head of getting railed in the anus by two sketchy looking black dudes. WRONG. Didn't I just tell you to shut the fuck up?
By "D P" I'm not referring to the, ever gangster, sexual act of "Double Penetration" Although, I bet you wish I was because you were kinda getting turned on by the thought of two black dudes in your anus. It happens.
I'm talking about the forum Digital Point. Now before you start the booing and hissing you need to see what I have to say. After a brief perusal of the "Buy / Sell / Trades" forum, I began to see the desperation and potential.
Thread titles include:
"I will do ANYTHING for $10" Really? Anything? I have some laundry that needs to get done and a cock that needs to be sucked. All that for $10? I'll take two!
"Need $20 - Will do any Job" Does a blowjob work? If so, please disclose your gender and I'll consider this offer.
What if we got a few of these assholes together? I'm willing to bet for under $100 we can shot a whole gangbang orgy.
Consider the endless possibilities including "DP Gets DP'd!"
I think there is some excellent potential here and we should all cut our PPC and Social Media budgets - fuck it stop the SEO funding too. An investment in internet labor is an investment in the future? Who's future? Who the fuck knows...
Anyway, that's 500 words so someone owes me big bux before you go off and turn this into a guide that you sell on DP.
Goodnight!
During my perusing something abrupt has come to my attention. Unlike most of we WickedFire patrons who roll around in limousines and drink champagne all day, there are some broke ass niggas up in this hizzy.
With the current economic crisis, people are hitting all time lows. Personally, as a driven capitalist, I have taken it upon myself to utilize much of said cheap labor. This has made my life much simpler since I have an army of munchkins to do everything for me.
How do I have these little minions appear at my every beckoning call? I harness the power of the popular, Web 2.0 property, Twitter. After scouring the internet and putting potential peons through a series of rigorous tests, I am able to weed out the assholes who won't spit shine my shoes when I say so. Once I have a pool of loyal cheese doodles who will respond to my every whim, I have them all follow me on Twitter. When I want something, I mention it in passing on my Twitter feed, and it comes to me.
Now, I know what you're thinking. I just wrote a shit ton of text, and I haven't mentioned blowjobs yet. Well shut the fuck up. I don't like you anyway. Moving on.
Let's talk about our best friendies over at D P. I know what you're thinking, I thought it too the first time I heard the expression. You have a visual in your head of getting railed in the anus by two sketchy looking black dudes. WRONG. Didn't I just tell you to shut the fuck up?
By "D P" I'm not referring to the, ever gangster, sexual act of "Double Penetration" Although, I bet you wish I was because you were kinda getting turned on by the thought of two black dudes in your anus. It happens.
I'm talking about the forum Digital Point. Now before you start the booing and hissing you need to see what I have to say. After a brief perusal of the "Buy / Sell / Trades" forum, I began to see the desperation and potential.
Thread titles include:
"I will do ANYTHING for $10" Really? Anything? I have some laundry that needs to get done and a cock that needs to be sucked. All that for $10? I'll take two!
"Need $20 - Will do any Job" Does a blowjob work? If so, please disclose your gender and I'll consider this offer.
What if we got a few of these assholes together? I'm willing to bet for under $100 we can shot a whole gangbang orgy.
Consider the endless possibilities including "DP Gets DP'd!"
I think there is some excellent potential here and we should all cut our PPC and Social Media budgets - fuck it stop the SEO funding too. An investment in internet labor is an investment in the future? Who's future? Who the fuck knows...
Anyway, that's 500 words so someone owes me big bux before you go off and turn this into a guide that you sell on DP.
Goodnight!
