How to promote?

Hahah! Turns out that she is a femi-nazi and reported your post. :)

Well Acrasial, you should have seen other threads to know that boob picture request are pretty common here and if you are going to get a heart-attack when someone says boobs, you wouldn't fit in here...


Hello Sir, Ji, Bhaiya,

Bhaiya, then why does this thread still exist, if it is such a stupid question? Also , SIR, why does ANY thread exist? As a means to try and pimp out any women who attempt to help other members? Or as a means to try and help other members with their internet marketing issues? It sounds like there may be an attempt to do both here, and I would just feel disappointed then, in the men who lack the self control in this area, because it may also link to a lack of self respect.

That is very unfortunate. By all means it seems everyone here wants me to leave, so that the forum can continuously go down the direction as stated above. Why should I EXPECT to be treated in such a manner in the first place? I expected in the least, to come to a forum, get advice, and hopefully give advice. Not everything I say will be correct, just like any other person, by the way. I hope this will somewhat clarify what I am looking for, and also what I hope others here are going to achieve. Of course there is a freedom of speech here, but your forum also has rules, last time I checked.

I suppose then, that these rules only apply to those who are new? Well Sir, then that is a strange occurrence, because if that was the case, you could just place the rules for new people to read, and not allow the new people access to the main forum, until they have posted and replied to each and every sticky that relates to the forum rules... and of course these posts would have to be 1000% relevant, right? This would be similar to the restriction that new people have for the Private Messaging feature, wherein a new member cannot use the feature, until he/she has contributed something to the forum. You can also, then, restrict someone's access to post in any forum, until/unless they have read all stickies and posted in them a reply stating what they know of this etc... That may also make your job easier, wherein you could also make new people post 3 more GIVING BACK posts, before they are allowed to even reply or post their own threads about their own "STUPID" questions.

Heck, JI, you could even make it an obsticle course, unless of course, your members really do enjoy the Noobs, and unless, of course, your members really do enjoy blasting insults and arguing with the noobs out of fun. But of course, I understand if all of you like to argue; as it's actually a good thing. Gets your adrenalin pumping, and it feels great! So by all means, if everyone here is addicted to arguments, just admit it, I won't tell your dirty little secret, but you should ;) lol.

That would certainly help, if the only people you wish to target with the rules are the so called "noobs", or newer members. But, SIR, I guess I will understand that this forum considers me to be a Nazi; and I gather that you presume I am either:

1. German, and member of a now Zombie man's political party,
2. Interested in the ideology of some political jargumble from over 50 years ago,
3. A fanatical control freak who is trying to take over the entire forum, and will eat everyone's brains out, like a zombie...
4. A socialist (look I don't live in America, keep your socialist pointing fingers on Obama, like a vast majority seems to do).
5. Or you can simply just presume that I am some chick, who like everyone else, at the end of the day expects the best from each and every one of you.

I guess that one cannot, and as a moderator, I would hope that you would have the same kind of goal, it's unfortunate to see that you do not? If you do in fact, then by all means correct me. Well Sir, I realize that by now, you are bored of reading my post- so since this post is such a crime against the nature of this forum, I would then just politely ask you to delete it upon reading. I am sure that this post could easily offend many of the other members' minds, and eyes; as they seem to enjoy subtle attempts at getting me to "shut up". I am glad that we have come to this agreement SIR!

Have a nice day,

Regards,
 



You write like wet papier mâché.
Try to lighten up and don't take stuff personally. WF is probably 50% banal juvenility and 50% sound advice that will make you cash. Such is life. At least Sticks asked you nicely...

A fanatical control freak who is trying to take over the entire forum, and will eat everyone's brains out, like a zombie...
ha. At least zombies have thick skin.
 
Hello Sir, Ji, Bhaiya,

Bhaiya, then why does this thread still exist, if it is such a stupid question? Also , SIR, why does ANY thread exist? As a means to try and pimp out any women who attempt to help other members? Or as a means to try and help other members with their internet marketing issues? It sounds like there may be an attempt to do both here, and I would just feel disappointed then, in the men who lack the self control in this area, because it may also link to a lack of self respect.

That is very unfortunate. By all means it seems everyone here wants me to leave, so that the forum can continuously go down the direction as stated above. Why should I EXPECT to be treated in such a manner in the first place? I expected in the least, to come to a forum, get advice, and hopefully give advice. Not everything I say will be correct, just like any other person, by the way. I hope this will somewhat clarify what I am looking for, and also what I hope others here are going to achieve. Of course there is a freedom of speech here, but your forum also has rules, last time I checked.

I suppose then, that these rules only apply to those who are new? Well Sir, then that is a strange occurrence, because if that was the case, you could just place the rules for new people to read, and not allow the new people access to the main forum, until they have posted and replied to each and every sticky that relates to the forum rules... and of course these posts would have to be 1000% relevant, right? This would be similar to the restriction that new people have for the Private Messaging feature, wherein a new member cannot use the feature, until he/she has contributed something to the forum. You can also, then, restrict someone's access to post in any forum, until/unless they have read all stickies and posted in them a reply stating what they know of this etc... That may also make your job easier, wherein you could also make new people post 3 more GIVING BACK posts, before they are allowed to even reply or post their own threads about their own "STUPID" questions.

Heck, JI, you could even make it an obsticle course, unless of course, your members really do enjoy the Noobs, and unless, of course, your members really do enjoy blasting insults and arguing with the noobs out of fun. But of course, I understand if all of you like to argue; as it's actually a good thing. Gets your adrenalin pumping, and it feels great! So by all means, if everyone here is addicted to arguments, just admit it, I won't tell your dirty little secret, but you should ;) lol.

That would certainly help, if the only people you wish to target with the rules are the so called "noobs", or newer members. But, SIR, I guess I will understand that this forum considers me to be a Nazi; and I gather that you presume I am either:

1. German, and member of a now Zombie man's political party,
2. Interested in the ideology of some political jargumble from over 50 years ago,
3. A fanatical control freak who is trying to take over the entire forum, and will eat everyone's brains out, like a zombie...
4. A socialist (look I don't live in America, keep your socialist pointing fingers on Obama, like a vast majority seems to do).
5. Or you can simply just presume that I am some chick, who like everyone else, at the end of the day expects the best from each and every one of you.

I guess that one cannot, and as a moderator, I would hope that you would have the same kind of goal, it's unfortunate to see that you do not? If you do in fact, then by all means correct me. Well Sir, I realize that by now, you are bored of reading my post- so since this post is such a crime against the nature of this forum, I would then just politely ask you to delete it upon reading. I am sure that this post could easily offend many of the other members' minds, and eyes; as they seem to enjoy subtle attempts at getting me to "shut up". I am glad that we have come to this agreement SIR!

Have a nice day,

Regards,

Long post, no tits
 
Long post, no tits


Hello To the two people above this post....

There is no anger here, I just know that all of you are sickly addicted to arguing. That's fine, I completely understand.

Some people are also addicted to tangents, I realize that while one person was talking about art class, he was really sitting in math class, and was completely going off on a tangent. Paper mache? Really? WOW! Go make yourself some paper mache boobs then.

I am also not sure who sticks is, as I have literally ignored a certain someone. I am glad that we can make people invisible in this forum, and you most CERTAINLY can make me invisible as well, by ignoring me in your CP. It's good, fun, and quick, just like the testimonials from women who may have known a few members here in the past.


Regards,
 
Wow, just lost about 5 mins of my precious life reading your psychobabble.

If you have a problem with showing your tits, we will accept pics of your vagina if you're more comfortable with that. Pics of your bunghole are acceptable too.
 
Brilliant idea, brb.


I forgot to remind you, that you can either use baloons for this, or a real model. In either case, however, once the paper mache dries, it will be rock hard, and wont really feel all that nice.

You can then use it for your personal gains, and it will feel just like sandpaper, which sounds perfect for you, right?

Regards,
 
Hello Sir,

Most certainly...

:throwup:

Ooops, I am sorry, I was interrupted by some disgusting words!

Please excuse the spew, but I must warn that this normally occurs with people who exercise a lack of self respect around themselves.

Regards,
 
I forgot to remind you, that you can either use baloons for this, or a real model. In either case, however, once the paper mache dries, it will be rock hard, and wont really feel all that nice.

You can then use it for your personal gains, and it will feel just like sandpaper, which sounds perfect for you, right?

mmm..........abrasive
 
High Gravity... Amit???


Hello Sir,

As the original poster's question was not clear, I presumed they were asking how to choose a product. Since they never mentioned from WHERE or HOW they even wanted to attain this product, such as in what websites, what kinds of affiliate programs; as they were also asking what kind of affiliate program as well, the advice that I gave was pertaining to CB, and my personal experience.

Of course, you can offer a better solution, sir?
 
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Highly doubt it, at the very minimum we'll need a spoon pic.

At least she's giving some form of retaliation to the noob shit storm that is wickedfire. And I know that boobs feel like sand bags, the paper mache suggestion just won't do.
 
Do you write a blog and live in Boston?

Hello Sir,

I am not sure why so many people are unable to read? Was this not a skill acquired at least by grade one (age 7) for most Americans, Canadians, Brits, and Aussies? However, since I feel sorry for you, I will show you:

"4. A socialist (look I don't live in America, keep your socialist pointing fingers on Obama, like a vast majority seems to do)"

Now, my friend, the reason I say the above, is simply because you are asking for responses from me, yet you are unable to read my responses? Then what is the point of trying to get a response in the first place? I hope then, that you can keep this in mind for any future correspondences.

I do in fact write, but that is besides the point, as I find many people do not actually appreciate it, as many people have seem to of forgotten how to read and write. I did not realize that the illiteracy rate across english speaking nations was so high, and thank you for informing me.

Regards,
 
I am really popular here, and it's my first day? Interesting, but I thought you people "hated" noobs?

That is even more interesting. There will be no such pornographic occurrences from me, by the way, so anyone waiting around, is wasting their own time. I am not then, wasting your time, as I have informed you, since you are unable to pick that up from my previous posts.

As to the person whose thread this is, If everyone hates their question, flag it. If not, then continue here posting, but I am going to move on elsewhere in the forum, so long as I too am not banned. But hey, if you hate me, get me banned too... isn't that easy?


Regards,