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I think we're all wondering if you're really the young Alicia Silverstone hottie lookalike in your avatar, so playing cat and mouse for giggles.

Even still, assuming you were that hottie, I don't see how you're gonna last long. You love to type paragraphs and paragraphs of nonsense. None of us are reading it, we're skipping it and just saying "This chick reminds me of my stupid fuckin' ex who didnt know when to shut the fuck up"


Hello Sir,

Remember that you attract who you are, so if your ex's just so happened to be this way, then it is a direct reflection of who you were as a person, and possibly are.

I hope that by now, you can hold down a relationship, and know how to search for the right kind of women who are best suited for you, so that you do not have to complain so much?

I am sorry that the women in everyone's past here have hurt them so much, and that I remind them of the women they could not keep. I am sorry as well, to inform you, that women who constantly complain, nag etc... are in fact upset- but you should be glad that a woman does, because when she does not, this means she no longer cares.

When she no longer cares, she no longer cares about you. I presume also, that these women probably wanted the best for you, but struggled to do such, because you may have always been complaining about other women to them.

Everyone's time is limited, I could die today, and you won't hear of me again, who knows? who cares? I sure don't.



Regards,
 
Acrasial: First up, congrats for not caving in to the bullshit here.
If you lighten up, and remove the stick/bug/suppository from your arse, you'll have fun around here. Trust me. That, or you'll just find someone trying to cram something else up it... But I hear that's the vogue in Europe at the moment.

There may be fecal matter up inside everyone's intestines, otherwise known as bulk, and this is a normal occurrence in the human body. If you did not have it, it means that you may not be absorbing as many vitamins and nutrients as your body needs, such as in people who have higher metabolisms and rapid bowel movements directly after eating. If this is the case, as you seem to think it is with me, then perhaps whoever is suffering from this should see a doctor.

I am also not sure why everyone is talking about fecal matter so much? First my own, and now a bulls? Does anyone in this thread actually live on a farm or own one?

Now, using Google to look up someone's specific activity on another site isn't stalking, it's background checking, and any decent affiliate will do so to their competition, and potential business partners. Matter of fact, you'll find it's a lot more common around here than people care to admit... and most people use tools to automate it and pretend they're not.

I doubt that I am someone's competition on here, but what this person did was they brought up another forum, a ban, and then brought up every post I had ever posted on that forum. Competition? Or obsession.

Perhaps he can bring up my real affiliate links, websites and other things? Then I may not feel the same way. I don't mind people searching competition- but this guy obviously has been following me around from forum to forum? So you are now saying that he feels threatened by me? how silly, I am just "some chick".

As for people having trouble with your English - You're not using American English.
You're using International Standardised, which is predominantly British spelling and syntax, with West European oriented grammar. It misses a lot of Americanised modifications, spellings and even colloquialisms.

I regret to inform you that your english is also originally from an international source, as the letters of the english language are latin based. As well, english itself is originally a west-germanic language; which everyone in america who speaks it, is actually using a foreign language. It has just been adapted in america, thus the slang and new words we hear.

Thus, I am not using a language which is "international" or standardized according to you, if anyone's language was standardized, it is "america's", as american language has deliberately taken away from the original style, grace, and other mannerisms of the language, through the use of slang, slurs and other things.

My spellings are canadian, by the way, and the difference is not that grand, just a few vowels interchanged, or missing, or added. That is it.

I am also wondering if you have ever heard british people use or write english? Last time I checked, it wasn't as grand as you make it out to be either, having been to england myself.

Regarding the rules around here... there are several exceptions to all of them, and there are several unwritten ones. You'll find them out as you go along. You'll also find that it makes for a much more fun, tight nit community around here.

My favorite unwritten one, is how they tell you that you can report something, such as abuse etc... and when you do- no one gives a rat's flying bottom. The best "invisible" rule, is that the rules don't apply to seasoned members.

Even when people vehemently dislike each other on one level, you'll find that there's a measure of respect and camaraderie on others. It's more "real" that way.

Excuse me sir, but I have seen anything but respect on here, can you show me an example? I would love to see it. As for being real? conforming to social norms by allowing oneself to lose their self control and self respect, sure does not seem real to me, it seems quite fabricated.

Lastly, you will have to realise that this is predominantly a young, anglo-american, aggressively heterosexualised space... So post some bloody tits already!

I am not sure that you are heterosexual, and i am not asking about your preferences! So stop telling me. I am also not sure that anyone here is young? You all seem to be in your 50's, and I will forever hold this opinion.

Yours or someone else's, we don't really care.

I had breast cancer, and because of this a total mastectomy was done. I would rather not get into the details there, as it's not very pleasant, but I would hope that you refrain from asking such a question in the future, becuase I really do find it offensive.

My aunty also died of breast cancer, and it runs in my family every other generation. It's not a fun process to go through, and I hope that you can understand, as I am sure there is someone in your family suffering from cancer as well.

Thus, why I did not take it so lightly, as you would expect me to; and I still feel it inappropriate, as I have mentioned we do not know everyone's shoes, but we like to act as if we do.

Regards,
 
Dear Acrasial,

Your word count to post count ratio is absurdly high. Please move to another forum and contribute tl;dr paragraphs that are actually worth reading.

Many thanks!
 
Dear Acrasial,

Your word count to post count ratio is absurdly high. Please move to another forum and contribute tl;dr paragraphs that are actually worth reading.

Many thanks!

Hello Sir,

Kindly recommend one, and get banned! I am glad to have such a warm welcome on this forum, and people trying to give me the boot. I am not sure you have offered anything either, as you just explained that you actually did sit here and try to read my posts; no one forces you to.

Imagine if everyone went around exclaiming how they just "read a post" and spent the time to reply to it, and then at the same time try to come across as "it was tooo longgg, too much". I presume that you can in fact read, and that your eyes do work, as you appear to be a young man. So cut the "crap", you enjoyed it, otherwise you wouldn't sit here posting in return.


I am glad we had this discussion... oh and no need to reply or respond, as this post was not worth reading either, and a response would signal that you do in fact want to talk to me, and do in fact enjoy this thread.

Regards,
 
Hello Sir,

Kindly recommend one, and get banned! I am glad to have such a warm welcome on this forum, and people trying to give me the boot. I am not sure you have offered anything either, as you just explained that you actually did sit here and try to read my posts; no one forces you to.

Imagine if everyone went around exclaiming how they just "read a post" and spent the time to reply to it, and then at the same time try to come across as "it was tooo longgg, too much". I presume that you can in fact read, and that your eyes do work, as you appear to be a young man. So cut the "crap", you enjoyed it, otherwise you wouldn't sit here posting in return.


I am glad we had this discussion... oh and no need to reply or respond, as this post was not worth reading either, and a response would signal that you do in fact want to talk to me, and do in fact enjoy this thread.

Regards,

I'm complimenting the quality of your posts. This is just a trash thread and you've posted half a dozen 500 word responses to it which could have been used either writing something of use to people or helping someone out.

Just be nice!
 
What you said:

Hello Sir,

Remember that you attract who you are, so if your ex's just so happened to be this way, then it is a direct reflection of who you were as a person, and possibly are.

I hope that by now, you can hold down a relationship, and know how to search for the right kind of women who are best suited for you, so that you do not have to complain so much?

I am sorry that the women in everyone's past here have hurt them so much, and that I remind them of the women they could not keep. I am sorry as well, to inform you, that women who constantly complain, nag etc... are in fact upset- but you should be glad that a woman does, because when she does not, this means she no longer cares.

When she no longer cares, she no longer cares about you. I presume also, that these women probably wanted the best for you, but struggled to do such, because you may have always been complaining about other women to them.

Everyone's time is limited, I could die today, and you won't hear of me again, who knows? who cares? I sure don't.
Regards,

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I'm complimenting the quality of your posts. This is just a trash thread and you've posted half a dozen 500 word responses to it which could have been used either writing something of use to people or helping someone out.

Just be nice!


By the sounds of it, alot of men on this forum consider me to be their "viagra"; which means I virtually have nothing to offer them, unless it were to completely "shutup", or "show tits". Either way, it seems that there is not much use for me in this forum, in regards to useful posts; because This whole thread turned into a tangent, right after I posted a "useful" response to the original posters question.

Yes, it may be a dumb question; we all get that, now get over it. Yes I tried to help them, which is more than any other person here can say, aside from those who directed the O/P to the search tool.

You had even told me to get lost and go find another forum, so...

Good Day!
 
Acrasial if you went to the fucking BST forum and sold the ~4000 words you have written in this useless thread at $0.03/word you would have made $120 instead making a fool of yourself. Just shut up.
 
There may be fecal matter up inside everyone's intestines, otherwise known as bulk, and this is a normal occurrence in the human body. If you did not have it, it means that you may not be absorbing as many vitamins and nutrients as your body needs, such as in people who have higher metabolisms and rapid bowel movements directly after eating. If this is the case, as you seem to think it is with me, then perhaps whoever is suffering from this should see a doctor.

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Acrasial if you went to the fucking BST forum and sold the ~4000 words you have written in this useless thread at $0.03/word you would have made $120 instead making a fool of yourself. Just shut up.

Hello Sir,

True, but you see, I had a post elsewhere- and someone put that one on a tangent as well! So it's impossible to write for people here and sell anything, if you are female, that's my impression. I could imagine as well, that you are really a decent person, should sex not have come into play in the above sentence.

Regards,
 
This bitch needs to shut up. You fucking sound like those pretentious philosophy professor.
 
I don't know who the fuck this Acrasial fuck is but I do know for a fact they don't make SHIT for $.

God damn, you've put over an hours worth of work into this thread. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?
 
this bitch talks a lot.

less talky...more shut the fuck uppy.

P.S. your guns better be greasy if we have to put up with this shite much longer.