I am trying to get people to buy from my site



wait shouldnt u guys be all over OP

MiiryShop | Facebook

Are you fucking retarded? No bitch is worth the effort to chase online. She won't even post a spoon pic, you really think she would go out of her way for anything but her own gain?

Any of you stupid fucks that are helping her should be banned. The silly bitch couldn't even find the right forum to post in.

OP, tits or GTFO.
 
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You're not going to get any goddamn handouts here, this is - oh, wait. You're a girl? Nvm. Please pm me so I can give you all my secretz.
 
Anybody else have the problem of pictures disappearing when you click on an item link? Yeah I think that will turn buyers away.

Check your connection dude! The fact that we're trying to stab a stranger to death here doesnt mean you can go find every trivial problem with her website that you can.

Apparently, the tits-or-gtfo approach has already scared her (?) away. But yes there were some cool suggestions for her as well. So OP, if you're unable to filter the valuable suggestions from the humble requests to show your upper ventral region, just change your hosting and do some SEO.
 
Check your connection dude! The fact that we're trying to stab a stranger to death here doesnt mean you can go find every trivial problem with her website that you can.

Apparently, the tits-or-gtfo approach has already scared her (?) away. But yes there were some cool suggestions for her as well. So OP, if you're unable to filter the valuable suggestions from the humble requests to show your upper ventral region, just change your hosting and do some SEO.

It's not a trivial problem, but okay.
 
Are you dense? If you hope to attract actionable advice, you'll need to give details.

How are you driving traffic?

What have you tried so far?

What has failed?

What about conversion rates for key pages?

Do you have any data at all?

You're basically asking, "gosh guys, how do I succeed?" That will get you a bunch of stabs in the dark, and a few "focus on success" posts. What else would you expect? lol

Also, keep in mind you're asking for advice in the Shooting The Shit forum. And you're doing it without ever having added value to the community. I've tried to direct you to the Newbie Forum. I don't mind being ignored, but you seem intent on failing. I'll sit back and watch the show.

This. You need to answer these questions.


But I'll bite because I had a good date last night but not good enough and I'm horny and you're hot.

Quick commentary:

1. Your store reeks of unprofessionalism:
a. The header and colorscheme scares the shit out of me. It's too harsh for me, colors EVERYWHERE detract my eyes from your shit to purchase.
b. The first item I see is some leather cuff that looks like it's staring and smiling at me:
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(that freak anyone else out? Looks like a muppet mocking me)
c. There's no introduction, no verbage, no sales pitch... who the fuck are you and what are you doing with this site? You just throw a bunch of products at me
d. WTF is Miiry Shop Inc? And why is it not staying on www.miiryshopinc.com? I don't trust this. And if I can't pronounce your brand/store, i.) I might not buy from it, and i.) How in the fuck am I going to explain it to friends? There's zero chance this store goes verbally viral even WHEN you do everything right.
e. That bar at the bottom pisses me off and detracts my eyes from the prize
2. Now who the hell is your audience? What are you targeting? When people search for shit, what are they searching for and how will they find you?

Don't tell me you sell ACCESSORIES. That's like me telling you I sell SUPPLEMENTS. Shit.... if we could all be vitaminshoppe.com. But we're not. You need to take a niche and divide it by 1000.

Because if you want them to search for Accessories, 1. You'll never get to the top of Google, and 2. If you could (and you can't), it's a horribly vague term that will please nobody since the people dumb enough to search for accessories don't know what they want, and won't be buyers anyway.

You need to specialize in something. Looks like cheap shit for teenagers? Now we need to find out what they search for. I have zero knowledge in that demographic.

But I clicked on one page to check out the on-page SEO - the hello kitty page - and there were NO products. Not good.

Also, your domain forwards to another domain. NOT good for SEO. You need to find a way to keep your site as your www.miiryshopinc.com the entire time. That's a shitty domain too, sorry.

Answer all the questions and you'll probably get some help. And for my time, I'm going to fap to your pictures. Feel free to send me more and I'll help more once you answer the questions that need answering :food-smiley-010:
 
Answer all the questions and you'll probably get some help. And for my time, I'm going to fap to your pictures. Feel free to send me more and I'll help more once you answer the questions that need answering :food-smiley-010:

I googled OP and from the looks of it, she could keep the wickedfire troops motivated for quite a while. </stalker>

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But I'll bite because I had a good date last night but not good enough and I'm horny and you're hot.

lol According to the OP, that makes you a pervert. (The OP must not know any honest guys.)

That must've been a heckuva date to spur you to help the OP like that, though.


I googled OP and from the looks of it, she could keep the wickedfire troops motivated for quite a while. </stalker>

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Boring.
 
Start by going to Google and clickin the Blogs tab, then decide on some keywords for your niche and do searches like: "keyword"+"blogspot"
Then contact those blogs to exchange links, also visit the blogs on their blog rolls which you think might also exchange links.

be sure to pick your link anchor txt accordingly.