That was really gross to be honest. I didn't finish my lunch after reading that!
Not only that, after 2 kids, I've learned to leave those comments out of the loop until she's 3 months post-baby, else my teeth start to be knocked out, one by one.
Not that you'll meet us in person anytime soon, but you're a girl, you have a fucking elephant memory. I'm just waiting for that day at ASW next year, I'll be at the craps table and BAM, I'll get an out-of-the-blue ass kicking from turbo.