I Fucking Hate Christmas.

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I think that as a child I was molested by some dude wearing a Santa suit. Because I don't enjoy this "magical time of year" one bit.

It gets worse every year too. You can't even go into a morgue or strip club without being aurally assaulted with tired Christmas songs.

I even heard a Billy Idol Christmas song on the radio this morning for Christ's sakes! I mean this is the guy that sang about such fine subjects such as incest and underage sex. But nooooo around Christmas time he turns into a dickless sweater wearing caroler.

Everyone is all joyful and shit for about a month. You can even go into the leprous pit of hell that is Wal-Mart and get good customer service and happy faces. That just pisses me off too. WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE THAT ALL OF THE TIME YOU STUPID FUCKS?!

Everyone's expected to be happy, so it really sucks for the people who have no reason too. Like yesterday I overheard some lady asking these two little girls "So have you decorated for Christmas yet?" they looked down at their feet for a little bit and then one of them said "We want to, but Mom said we can't afford to this year". Way to go Christmas, thanks for pissing on the hopes and dreams of children.

Speaking of poor people, I donate quite a bit. But not around Christmas. Want to know why? Because every other worthless fuck does and the Salvation Armies and food banks are stacked. Yeah, let's pick a few weeks out of the year to give food to the poor people and make yourself feel better about your pedegg and snuggie. It's not like they have to eat the other 11 months too. Assholes.

All of this fuckery has to start right after thanksgiving. So it's over a month of this shit all leading up to one day. That's a lot of build up for not much payoff...Like flawlessly gaming a chick all night and getting nothing but a dry handjob in the back seat. Yayyy.

I'm not normally a negative person either. I don't know why the holidays bring out the cynic in me. Maybe I need to run more holiday offers so I have a reason to look forward to this bullshit.
 
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Quit bitching dude. Christmas rocks you just don't realize it. Check your stats; I'm 99% sure December will be your best month this year unless your niche is full of seasonal sheep that don't buy during Christmas or something.
 
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Because every other worthless fuck does and the Salvation Armies and food banks are stacked. Yeah, let's pick a few weeks out of the year to give food to the poor people and make yourself feel better about your pedegg and snuggie. It's not like they have to eat the other 11 months too. Assholes.
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I know what you mean.

The last job I had (hopefully 'ever') ran a holiday food drive: broke everyone out into 4 teams, and whoever donated the largest amount of food by weight won something stupid, like lunch on Fridays or whatever. I organized my team into people responsible for each foodgroup, gathered a reasonable $ donation from everyone and organized shopping trips to cover the basics. Having volunteered at the Food Share before I knew roughly what they could/couldn't use and what they had enough of.

Coming into the last day of the contest my team was ahead with so many hundreds of pounds. Another team (made up of mostly ASP devs, go figure) went to CostCo 30 mins before the deadline and bought 150 pounds of ramen noodles. 150 lbs of ramen. You don't want to know what a mountain of sodium looks like. I felt embarassed to be loading that onto the CFS truck when they came. Granted, that probably amounts to what I ate in my college years, but it certainly makes a statement when you're supposedly being "charitable."

I also refuse to fly between T-giving and New Year's because every douchenozzle in the US thinks it's their god-given right to be treated like a king on their airline of choice during that time.

The one exception is a direct flight to Cancun, leaving tomorrow morning :D
 
I love Christmas. I just blow 2gs on my personal Christmas presents and about $500 on my loved ones.
This the season to be jolly. Lala La La La Laaa laa laa.
 
You're definitely right about the false charity. People who don't give a flying fuck about the poor during the rest of the year certainly don't care about them now, but they give anyway to feel good about themselves.
 
That's a lot of build up for not much payoff...Like flawlessly gaming a chick all night and getting nothing but a dry handjob in the back seat. Yayyy.
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I lol'd
 
Something about this thread reminded me of this video.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mcOIyf9TOQ"]YouTube - Crazy Christian Mom Steals Christmas From Son[/ame]

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That lady's right, though! Christmas is all about little baby Jesus.

...it has absolutely nothing to do with a Roman pagan holiday worshiping the sun God.
 
ChrisS said:
All of this fuckery has to start right after thanksgiving. So it's over a month of this shit all leading up to one day. That's a lot of build up for not much payoff...Like flawlessly gaming a chick all night and getting nothing but a dry handjob in the back seat. Yayyy.
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Nick the Bartender; Martini's: Bedford Falls said:
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?
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