I Fucking Hate Christmas.

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Haha christians stole your holiday and use it to take all your monies and suppress the jews while pushing their agenda!

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I agree 100% with ChrisS. The only thing I would add that sucks about this time of year is pretending to enjoy yourself so you don't ruin everyone else's fun. ...and that pisses me off even more.
 
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ChrisS gone depressive. The problems you mentioned would be there in any age, anyway.

I fucking love Christmas, that is when I get to meet all of my friends, relatives and enjoy the time together with them.
 
Someone needs to take some hits off a good one.

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Maybe ChrisS just needs some underrage xmas lovin?

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Not young enough? Here ya go.

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Im in the same boat as ChrisS, I really hate xmas, I have to go to 12 different places on xmas eve-day. It fucking blows.
 
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dude, i fuckin hear ya on the christmas songs. I like christmas and all, but these songs bug the piss outa me! I went into Cabelas....CABELAS, and heard the same damn Rudolph song like 50 fuckin times....Guys their wanna Shoot rudolph with a 30-06!
 
Christmas is a great time; you just have to avoid getting sucked into the commercial mania. Have a Victorian Christmas; buy some presents, put up a few decorations, go to Mass, take it easy.

Go present-buying at odd times when the hordes aren't about. Instead of having a list of presents, wander around, see what's available, and make a mental note of any items that would suit a loved one. Then come back another day and buy the lot in an hour. If you try to find items on a premade list, it'll drive you nuts. And avoid anything that needs batteries, especially toys.


... Then wait until Christmas Eve and buy 'em a load of crap from the petrol station at 8pm in a blind panic because you left it too late, as usual.
 
Everyone is all joyful and shit for about a month. You can even go into the leprous pit of hell that is Wal-Mart and get good customer service and happy faces. That just pisses me off too. WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE THAT ALL OF THE TIME YOU STUPID FUCKS?!

Better one month than no month. If you're seriously saying that people should be nice for the whole year, that will never happen. So just appreciate the one month, whatever the reason, and move on.
 
It gets worse every year too. You can't even go into a morgue or strip club without being aurally assaulted with tired Christmas songs.

I even heard a Billy Idol Christmas song on the radio this morning for Christ's sakes! I mean this is the guy that sang about such fine subjects such as incest and underage sex. But nooooo around Christmas time he turns into a dickless sweater wearing caroler.

You might dig this x'mas tune:

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I agree with the pretentious Charity giving part of your post, and the commercialized part of the season, but otherwise any excuse for a break, lot's of food/drink and hanging with friends, family is all good.

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Hey man, at least you get Thanksgiving and Halloween to break shit up.
I kid you not, down under, malls have the Xmas shit blasting out as early as October 1st.
I've been able to get candy canes since September!!!

I do agree with ChrisS' sentiments on people being hypocritically douchey at this time of year, but I actually kinda like Xmas... At least, Aussie Xmas, anyway.
The weather's good (although you do occasionally get freak snows at altitude, which is so cool. White Xmas in Summer).
But more to the point, as most of my friends are goths and metal heads, we just throw everything in the holiday pot with our Chrismakannadanzanal... Christmas+Channukah+Ramadan+Kwanza+Baccanal.
It's basically an excuse to get really drunk and make out with each other, and then swap presents, before we go out an abuse families trying to have quality time with their kids on the 26th.
 
You know, this is the first year I've gotten to really experience the xmas online sales rush and I have to say THIS IS FANTASTIC!

I don't understand how any moderately successful online marketer could ever hate this time of year again!
 
ya xmas rocks! i like the vibes and atmosphere when it's near.great sales too.ya some might say it's getting too commercial and giving gifts is not logical.but i like the intrinsic, intangible thing about it.bahhumbug it's not
 
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