I Got Fired Today

[TylerDurden]

Realize you suck. You're a shitty programmer, and worst of all you write code like a girl.

Start drinking heavily, buy some good pot and stay high as shit for the next week straight. Flip off friends, throw trash at neighbors, and threaten to rape your niece (try not to get a hard on ChrisS).

Then, finally, on the last day you have to go in for work, dress up like superman and walk into the bank and with a gun and blow your own brains out right in the middle of the lobby.

The media around this will strike fear in all people choosing that bank to guard their cash, and no one will go within throwing distance of the place. You will ultimately shut the bank down.

Be a martyr, fight the man.

I just laughed out loud at work, okay back to earning money

 

[Morath]

Dude I got fired from chase bank on Oct 3 and this is exactly what I did.

start drinking heavily, buy some good pot and stay high as shit for the next week straight.

Then I got arrested on the 18th for possesion and am now back living with my parents, but hey.....

 

[digga121]

Dude I'm jealous. I work for a company that won't fire me no matter how hard I try. All I want to do is collect unemployment to live off of while I concentrate on IM. I've been spending entire days at work doing nothing but reading posts on wickedfire and my bosses are too chickenshit to even say anything to me.

haha ! ditto, one day they'll realize I spend 6 hours of the day reading marketing blogs and Wickedfire..probably around the time I drive up in my new car with a letter of resignment in my back pocket

 

[digga121]

This is why the Government needs to stop welfare....

It'll be a shame of Obama wins. Then people like your dad will have CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to be lazy and get paid....

What happens when Mccain dies and Palen is president, ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rusky]

What happens when Mccain dies and Palen is president, ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're saying this as if Obama has more experience.

 

[Nohel]

I I'd trade an entire country of $1.50/hour coders that give me absolute crap for one in the US that works at a decent wage, at decent speed, and gives quality

I echo this to the T...would rather work with people I can talk to if needed, understand when I say things once and are willing to get it right if its wrong the first time.

 

[rgordon83]

That sucks man.

I havent had a job before.

You have a week to get on learning the internet marketing stuff. I still haven't figured it out and I have been learning it for longer than a week.

I just "chipped in" $5.00 if you ever become Earth Emperor, hook me up...

 

[sebaciele]

well... I quit my job myself, but if I was my own boss, I would have fired myself.