I just farted...

[kaveman]

I was playing baseball one time and I farted every step I took to second base.

whats that movie where the chubie kid farts all the way home. The three ninjas or somethin like that.

 

[lerchmo]

haha Sharting, I lol'd imagining seo_mike sharting.

I'm pretty sure an seo_mike shart is the most underrated natural disaster.

 

[barman]

When i was about to finish up college, i was piss drunk at a party we were throwing in celebration of me. for some reason i thought it was funny to fart in front of everyone. so i let it rip reaaaaaal fucking loud. everyone was like WTF? there were plenty of strangers there just looking at me. I mean it had to be loud if people could hear it over the music. i giggled to myself, but i think everyone thought just a little bit less of me hahaha

 

[Mike]

When i was about to finish up college, i was piss drunk at a party we were throwing in celebration of me. for some reason i thought it was funny to fart in front of everyone. so i let it rip reaaaaaal fucking loud. everyone was like WTF? there were plenty of strangers there just looking at me. I mean it had to be loud if people could hear it over the music. i giggled to myself, but i think everyone thought just a little bit less of me hahaha

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke! :rasta:

 

[barman]

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke! :rasta:

hahaha... it was one of those 'when the record stops' moments.

 

[JamesH]

What the fuck is a shart.

 

[kaveman]

What the fuck is a shart.

when you fart and a little shit comes out. shit+fart=shart

 

[LazyHippy]

Sharting!! Wow....learnt a new word! Cheers!! ++++++mega-uber-rep-or -some-shit

 

[LazyHippy]

Round here that's just referred to as 'following through'...

 

[LazyHippy]

and then ya got 'touching cloth'.... which prob precedes the shart

 

[kaveman]

a muddy mistake, wet woopsy, butt sneeze, green geyser, reekin rain...

 

[Mike]

and then ya got 'touching cloth'.... which prob precedes the shart

That would be a turtle around here.

"Oops, got a turtle poking his head out"

Urban Dictionary: shart
Urban Dictionary: turtle head
Urban Dictionary: turtle See #5

I love the Urban Dictionary

 

[Laura]

o.m.g. I will never understand boys... Ever. :anon.sml:

Laura

 

[Miguel]

ROFL
Our pug is laying down next to me and started farting as I was reading this I just cant fuckin' stop laughing.

 

[Jon]

o.m.g. I will never understand boys... Ever. :anon.sml:

Laura

So when women spend $1k on shoes that are "cute" (sorry, all shoes with a heel look the same to me) but give them blisters whenever they wear them, that's so easy to understand right?

Girls are dumb.

 

[LazyHippy]

That would be a turtle around here.

"Oops, got a turtle poking his head out"

Urban Dictionary: shart
Urban Dictionary: turtle head
Urban Dictionary: turtle See #5

I love the Urban Dictionary

Yep, we use that one too... also as a verb... I'm turtling, to turtle... etc...

Seocracy.... your "friend" is very very wrong!

 

[DaveEMG]

My best friend was once feeling really sick and he thought that he'd feel a bit better if he want to the tanning salon.

He was using one of those stand up tanners where you hold onto to handle bars at the top and theres lights 360 degrees around with and a big fan under a grill in the floor.

In my pals own words "I thought I only had to fart but I got alot more than I bargained for" long story short....he sharted all over the stand up tanning booth.....the shit LITERALLY hit the fan.

So...He runs out the back door of the tanning salon while no-one's looking and Im sitting in my office and I get this phone call as he's running down the street like "....*huff huff* dude *gasp* dude I just SHAT ALL OVER A TANNING BOOTH *huff huff*..."


That's my story.

HA HA HA HA HA! Thats some funny shit.

 

[barman]

Seocracy.... your "friend" is very very wrong!

oh my god i almost spit the apple i'm eating all over my screen

 

[Francky683]

LOL this thread got me laughing to tears ahah

 

[nachoninja]

info packed thread for sure