I just farted...

[Laura]

Girls are dumb.

HA! Them's fightin' words. :tongue2:

*Real* women don't blow $1k on shoes. That's plain retarded. Don't get me wrong, I love me some cute shoes, but not for $1k. (Though I can spend $1k on other things quite easily, which isn't always good. )

This thread has been truly enlightening. I feel bad for everyone who has this "turtle" issue. That seriously can't be fun...

Laura

 

[kaveman]

This thread has been truly enlightening. I feel bad for everyone who has this "turtle" issue. That seriously can't be fun...

Laura

speacially if its a 120 year old giant sea turtle :anon.sml:

 

[barman]

speacially if its a 120 year old giant sea turtle :anon.sml:

Those are the worst. Try walking up some steps with your legs held so tightly together you're sweating.

 

[Laura]

Those are the worst. Try walking up some steps with your legs held so tightly together you're sweating.

Hahaha. The visual on that is priceless.

 

[trigatch4]

Fart Poem
who cut the cheese? you must agree
it smells like king tutt's butt disease
egg custard mixed with mustard leaves
this threads utterly disgusting me


sorry that i had to get my sig in - i'm a tool
now 'scuse me while i go and drop the kids off at the pool

 

[Mike]

Those are the worst. Try walking up some steps with your legs held so tightly together you're sweating.

OMG!! I about sharted just reading that I started laughing so hard! One of those "been there, done that" things!

 

[topshelf]

Dam if you can fart enough to bottle it. Make a site like that one thread about selling the "woman's scent" in a bottle and you would be a RICH MAN!

Think about it.. hmm.. eBooks on it, all those adsense clicks!

BottleDeToliet.com smell our men anytime you want.

Coming soon.. cumdelight.com that wicked sauce for dipping snacks.

OK.. that's grose!

 

[sp111]

hhahahah. i would fart in a bottle. Then blue angel it.

 

[gdubs12345]

oh jesus, this fart thread is still going

 

[jamal]

Once I farted as I was unlocking my car door. As I went to get in I realized I farted right in the face of someone sitting in the car right next to me. They were not impressed.

 

[zayd]

Once I farted as I was unlocking my car door. As I went to get in I realized I farted right in the face of someone sitting in the car right next to me. They were not impressed.

Do you know what would have been more awkward? If they were impressed and started clapping.

 

[topshelf]

What's the deal with "copy farts" .. like you know, you're walking along in the mall and someone cuts a really bad stinker.

So.. a few minutes later even an hour and you fart and it smells the same!

LOL .. Fart Kinetics?

 

[barman]

That is the most retarded thing i have ever read. But I am familiar with farting ninjas. Those who bust some horrible ass, but once you smell it ... they are gone and you are left to take the blame.

 

[Mike]

That's me. The farting ninja of Wal-Mart. Rip a good one and leave my wife standing there all alone. She loves me.

 

[Bofu2U]

It seems like I do the same. Although, I prefer Weis - right by the foods. It really confuses people who can't decide if it's a rotten food or a person. mwahaha....

That's me. The farting ninja of Wal-Mart. Rip a good one and leave my wife standing there all alone. She loves me.

 

[barman]

That's me. The farting ninja of Wal-Mart. Rip a good one and leave my wife standing there all alone. She loves me.

you crafty bastard