I think I had a brilliant idea. If instead of a 301, I serve up a 402 (payment required) with an invoice as the response body, maybe the Googlebot collective will automatically send me money!
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL WHO WAS TEASED AND KILLED BY BULLIES. SHE CAME BACK AS A GHOST AND KILLED EVERYONE WHO EVER WAS MEAN TO HER. REPOST THIS IN 1 DAY OR YOU WILL SEE HER GHOST IN THE MIRROR. SHE WILL CRAWL THROUGH YOUR MONITOR OR CELL PHONE AND KILL YOU TOO. THIS IS A REAL STORY. NOT FAKE.
ALSO TOM WILL CHARGE FOR MYSPACE SOON. IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE CHARGED PLZ REPOST.