I need a mod/admin to protect me from these Haters

[pewep]

The mod patrol is on the permaban patrol. These are folks that want to make sure my account is ***Permanently*** closed. I will not be able to come back even if I want to after my 4th death. This is my last resurrection. I need some fucking help and since Cakes got Took, I've been out in the cold. I got warned on skype that a change was coming and i need some protection to hide from these demons. I pray to the following Nexuses to protect me:

Jon
Barman
Mike
Turbo
Eskimo
Pretty much anyone that looks the other way at my shenanigans


I pray that one of you will take me swiftly into your arms and shield me from my enemies. I must warn you, the bond between a moderator and a daemon is intense and it simply cannot be broken. In return I will pray once a day in your honor using my God given powers for whatever you want. If you accept me, simply say

"I hereby protect Pewep from now until Eternity and pledge to unban him for minor offenses."

Thank you, my love.

 

[CCarter]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMWVJOMnVbw"]What Is this Beta nonsense? - YouTube[/ame]​

 

[productionhead]

 

[profitmotive]

People still think the whole fake pewep account thing is funny?

 

[pewep]

People still think the whole fake pewep account thing is funny?

Fake? You little bitch, I'm as real as you.

 

[drave]

Fake? You little bitch, I be real as you.

fixed that for you. that one was free, my continued ebonics corrective services come with a small surcharge.

 

[productionhead]

Fizake? Ya lil' bizniotch, Ah be reel az u.

Fixed free of charge with a higher quality ebonics correction software. PM for subscription pricing. Available in Baltimore, Detroit, Harlem, Old South, West Coast, Rastafari, and African dialects.

 

[pewep]

You motherfuckers need a god damn refund from whatever company is teaching you niggertalk.

 

[pewep]

I NEED AN ADULT!

 

[productionhead]

We are working on a Sophisticated Nigger dialect add-on, but development is stalled due to the rarity of such speakers.

 

[pewep]

We are working on a Sophisticated Nigger dialect add-on, but development is stalled due to the rarity of such speakers.

If you need assistance, well you're shit out of luck. I only speak Whiteman v 4.1f.

 

[makethatgreen]

This has gotta be the most annoying nigger I've ever encountered.

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

 

[Kiopa_Matt]

You already are a mod / admin.

 

[medicalhumor]

 

[Tall_Building]

I got warned on skype that a change was coming and i need some protection to hide from these demons.

If youre on Skype, youre already above the 90% people shooting the shit on this forum, they are not going to ban you.

Keep blacking bro, you got nothin to worry about

 

[(O_o)]

ENLIST TODAY. BLOCK PEWEP.

I never look at any of the stupid shit that troll account posts/says.

 

[mattseh]

Hello Anta O

 

[dmnEPC]

ENLIST TODAY. BLOCK PEWEP.

I never look at any of the stupid shit that troll account posts/says.

Yet you still post in his threads

 

[(O_o)]

Yet you still post in his threads

How else should I advocate the Ignoring of the account besides striking at the source?