I need an application or program that will stop me from drunk emailing/messaging

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I'm frequently tipsy and my soul becomes peculiarly poetic when alcohol is running through my cardiovascular system. I need something that requires me to solve *VERY* difficult puzzles before emailing or logging into facebook. I can still perform complex math in my head when I'm drunk, so I need it to be especially tough. Any suggestions?
 


Please add "Posting New Threads (Or At All) On Wickefire" to the feature list when you have that built. Thanks in advance.
 
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Alternatively, try this:

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Dwight is creeping on me like my fucking ex-girlfriend.

By the way - I chose "sam the traffic" and put a dorky white guy with glasses as my main picture because I got higher conversions for my articles rather than when I put my black face on fiverr. Yes, that's right - gotta love racism.
 
The best program I can think of for that is in prison. Maybe you should try there.