I practice witchcraft and I'm training to become an adept

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVhb7iTCgX4]Real Black Magic! African witch man eating glass and SAND ! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Eldarion]

 

[Andy Capp]

And another thing... witch rhymes with bitch, just sayin