I wish my mom would just be quiet for two seconds

pewep

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I've been withdrawing off nicotine all day and she won't just shut the fuck up and leave me goddamn alone. I dread walking by her because she always has to say something. Christ. Man I should have never lit that first cig. So happy I'm moving outtttaaaa here in August.
 


Put on headphones, bro, it's your mom... Treat your mother well.
 
Why don't you move into your tree-house as you did last year?

Eskimo's wife, where were you when I needed you yesterday? We got held up my a couple of "tough thugz" yesterday and I had to stuff some cash up my ex's pussy to avoid detection. If you were with us I could have hidden the whole car.
 
Get her one of these

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That'll keep her quiet.