I would fuck me so hard am I gay or a metro-sexual

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Because I don't think of myself as a metro-sexual at all... I don't give a crap about fashion, don't work hard on my hygiene besides a shower once a day. I could be gay though I mean I'm open to all sexual things at least once you know? But keep in mind I would be the top.

So I'll walk by a mirror, with my shirt off and just think damn... I'm not even psychically fit I don't work out that much. But it's more then that, sometimes I just stare at my godly body staring back at me and my dick gets hard. I feel like I could masturbate to my own image in the mirror but haven't tried it yet.

So this is normal right? It's not my fault I'm so attractive right?
 


you don't truly love yourself until you blow a load in your hand, lick every drop, gargle it like you have a sore throat, spit it out, apply it around your asshole and finger fuck yourself.
 
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go back to the misc brah this here forum is about making monez!

but I did lol at 1 point
 
skohh said:
go back to the misc brah this here forum is about making monez!

but I did lol at 1 point
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I'm not a "bro brah" guy at all. I don't relate to them or value their opinions, that's why I asked here in a shooting the shit forum. Get off my nuts man.
 
Have any of the guys on MeFi experienced this? I'm not as frustrated as I may sound about the failed dates--but, seriously, no follow up from the majority? And yes it's a little blow to my ego ;o)

Oh, I just remembered this! Perfect example--went on one of my first dates after meeting someone online and was pretty nervous. After we chatted for a while over lunch, I somehow jokingly said 'people always think I'm gay…it's kinda weird'…the response, 'oh yeah, i thought that at first…'. In the moment, I just laughed it off because she KNEW I wasn't gay, right? Well, probably not.
 
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